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BETCHA THOUGHT I WOULDN”t ACTUALLY DO THIS HUH????  WELL GUESS AGAIN PUNK

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You have to be strong af, no exceptions, to be able to even catch his attention

Normal dates will not impress him, sorry

He’s all brawn and not much brain, so you’ll have to do the mental lifting on ideas and activities

Don’t bore him–he’s got selective patience only for the things he’s after

Take him to places of power; active volcanoes, the grand canyon, mountain peaks–places that are grandiose and high up that make him feel larger (than he already is kek) than life

Take him to ruins of ancient civilizations and listen to his dissertation on how they failed and how he could have ruled them successfully

Take him by the hand, assert yourself; he won’t like you if you’re meek

As the sun sets, sit with him and listen to his plans for domination

BETCHA THOUGHT I WOULDN”t ACTUALLY DO THIS HUH????  WELL GUESS AGAIN PUNK

—

You have to be strong af, no exceptions, to be able to even catch his attention

Normal dates will not impress him, sorry

He’s all brawn and not much brain, so you’ll have to do the mental lifting on ideas and activities

Don’t bore him–he’s got selective patience only for the things he’s after

Take him to places of power; active volcanoes, the grand canyon, mountain peaks–places that are grandiose and high up that make him feel larger (than he already is kek) than life

Take him to ruins of ancient civilizations and listen to his dissertation on how they failed and how he could have ruled them successfully

Take him by the hand, assert yourself; he won’t like you if you’re meek

As the sun sets, sit with him and listen to his plans for domination

It’s kinda hard to commit to a lot of different directions with personal stuff, school stuff, career stuff, hobbies, etc

I’m definitely still around and things have been okay, I’m just busy and writing is hard. I will try to to pop in from now and again but don’t worry, I’m okay. And I definitely still think about this blog from time to time, it’s just hard to focus on everything

Master of the sneak attack

“Dante?” you asked softly, “Everything okay in he- Er…why are you wearing my snorkel?”

April, April!!! …. oh wait…that’s German;;; Not as trolling as it was supposed to be, but I thought you all would love our Mr. Pizza or rather Mr. Bubble in this case as a treat for March finally ending!!

Hmmm… What could have happened here?

For the DMC5 1 year anniversary, cheers!

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I can feel you out there