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Vergil: Dante. I've got a joke for you.
Dante: A joke? I thought you were boring as fuck! I’m listening.
Vergil: Very well. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dante: Why?
Vergil: To get to the idiots house.
Vergil: Knock knock.
Dante: Ah... Who’s there?
Vergil: The chicken.
Dante: *honestly just starts laughing*
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Vergil: Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
Dante: Experience.
Vergil: Dante seems to have an unfortunate attraction to violent women.
Lady: Don't worry, they were far less violent before they met him.
Vergil: we need to remember what’s important in life.
Vergil: allies, power, family. or power, allies, family.
Vergil: doesn’t matter, but family comes third.
Vergil: Some people play hard to get.
Vergil: I play hard to want.
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Lady: I have to tell you something. Can you keep a secret?
Vergil: Do you know anything about me?
Lady: Good point.
Lady: Wish I could keep it that way.
Vergil: Oh, no, we're definitely keeping it that way.
Dante: This won't bring you peace, Vergil!
Vergil: Peace was never an option.
Lady: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Dante: Oi Lady, we lost Vergil.
Lady: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Kyrie: Trish has a real nose for wine. Remember our wedding, when you were identifying the year by smell?
Trish: I also do that with men.
ALSO i’m thinking i’ll start taking submissions... so this can be more interactive. it won’t change the lack of updates and slowness, tho, so don’t expect to pester me. thoughts?
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my faves are vergil, be they classic or reboot, and nero... classic vergil is my #1 tho.
who’s your fave?
Vergil: You're giving me the silent treatment?
Vergil: Oh... Oh, no... whatever shall I do.
[ outside ]
Vergil: Finally
Trish: So how are things going with Dante?
Vergil *gets flustered*: Actually really well. I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I appreciate his existence, despite his personality.
[later]
Vergil: [walks over to Dante]
Vergil: I can’t stand you.
Trish: Oh, boy.
Lady: You feel like we're being watched?
Dante: All the time - when you look this good you have to get used to it.
There is a chance, however slim, that my ironic and detached nature could be misconstrued as 'jerkiness.'
Vergil Sparda
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Vergil: You’re like an oven
Dante: explain
Vergil: roasts me
Dante: you’re like the ocean
Vergil: explain
Dante: salty