#incorrect dmc

8 y/o dante in a closet: my house burned down and the demons said the whole family is dead but maybe vergil is still alive please still be alive

8 y/o vergil outside his burning house, undergoing a psychotic break: aight imma head out and leave everything behind. my whole life is now dedicated to killing everything that ever hurt me or threatened to hurt me—

8 y/o dante, looking for vergil in the wreckage: he's not here he's not here is he dead is he dead he's dead he's dead he's dead

8 y/o vergil 1 block away: –or thought about hurting me or looked like it might hurt me or–

10 YEARS LATER

dante, seeing his presumed dead brother alive and well and raising a tower from hell to kill millions of humans in a ritual for power: :0

vergil: sup bro. this ain't about you, walk away.

dante: bro wtf you can't just—how are you even alive rn

vergil: on second thought *stabby stab*

dante: ouch bro

vergil: get good. *fucks off*

dante:

Vergil: Y/N where have you been? It's been weeks, months since we have seen you!

Y/N: *standing inside the DMC* *soaked in water, seaweed, has a pirate's hat* You have been missing from Nero's life for the last twenty years...how dare you question me?

Vergil: Thank you. Finally.

Dante: Nero, you mind passing me the salt?

Narroator: And the Legendary Dark Knight, Sparda, had awoken to justice and slayed the demon king Mundus, saving humanity and sealing the barrier between the Underworld and the human world he so loved..

HOW IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

Mundus: Human beings are a cancer.. Nothing to us. Suffering is all they deserve..

V: I'm only attracted to idiots

Griffon: I think you're just a moron

Griffon: Don't take it personally tho

V:[Cuts Nero off by kissing him]

Nero: -You'd love me again.

V: Who says I stopped?

Dante: Awwww

Nero:

V: