Mask:Â Every time I see a post about updog I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
Red:Â Okay, but what's "updog"?
Lore:Â Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion, and/or relish.
Rune:Â No, that's a hotdog. Updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Steam:Â You're thinking of an update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
Emerald:Â No, that's uptalk. Updog is the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
Ruby:Â Surely that's Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider from Harry Potter.
Shadow:Â That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for arbitrarily small numbers in analysis proofs.
Vio:Â You're thinking of Epsilon. Updog is an upwards-moving air current.
Wind:Â No, that's an updraft. Updog isn't a noun at all, it's a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, to harshly lecture them.
Gen:Â No, that's upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people's laps.
Sapphire: No, that's a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
Dusk: No, that's an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Rune:Â What's a henway?
Oni:Â Oh, about five pounds.















