Snail Chuu

*he is now just shoving most of the food in his mouth in fists. Thank goodness for the bib-* waht ahre y' maykin?????

M fihne! Shnaaile doht choke! *He says proudly, grinning a bit as swallows that bite* How are they special?

Ahree dheey madhe wii sspesshal eggs? *his mouth is once again filled with berries and cheerios*

Hmmmm... *He squints at the eggs judgmentally, before grabbing a handful and eating them. His eyes widen, straightening* Dheyre hoot buht goob!! *he says with a full mouth, happily eating and swallowing them. He blinks at the bottle of chocolate milk curiously* ....how do i eat this thing?? It doesn't look like i can bite it?

I'm glad you like it so much. You'll have a nice full tummy after all this food

Mmhm!!! Yhknow- 's crahzyy 'cauhse iif I washbm ah snaail righht now thish would feed m' for mohnths!! *He said happily, swallowing the eggs* Normally i kus'eat in snail form- so its weird eating this much! *He proceeds to grab another handful of the eggs, before focusing solely on the baba*

That's why you look like such a little skinny baby. You need to eat in your human form more often sweetheart

Huuuh?? Nuh uh. Eatjn like this just makes me eat a lot for no reason. Esp' when I'm not eatin sombody elses magic food stuff. *He grabs another handful of the eggs, finishing them off before continuing with the baba*

*blinkblink* oh. Thanks. Im gonna eat everything then. Also this thing is really good.

I'll show you lots of good foods then.

Mmmkay. And I'll eT all of- unless it's gross. The snail on your shoulder...

Good. Are you finished?

Mmmmmmhm. Think so. Why?

Because I'm going to clean your face and then it's naptime

??? Why does it need to be cleaned- does rhat mean we're doing another bubble bath?? Also what is that?

*blinkblinkblink* so?? Oh- what's this??

*he wraps a blanket around him and dims the lights, then begins to rock the boy. Humming a soft lullaby*

Hhhhhhmmm what is this???? Its all soft- what are you doing??

Close your eyes baby

??? Are we doing sleeping? I can turn back into a snail. Snails only need to sleep in like 20 minute *yawn*- naps for like 13 hours nd then we're good for the next like... three days.. *His eyes are already closing more*

Mmmmnnm- can't even remember the last time i slept in this form.... i should change back. *He's shifting to get more comfy in the blankets though, eyes fighting to stay open*

You're okay lovey....daddy's got you....go ni-night..

Mmmmm...- jus' for 20 minutes..... *and he is absolutely asleep as soon as his eyes close. This body has not slept in Ages*

*he rocks him for a while longer before depositing him in one of the cribs in the nursery*

*snail snoozin. He wiggles more once he's put down, face scrunching up a bit, but doesn't wake up yet*

*he leaves him to nap a while*

*Eventually he wakes up, immediately embaressed and slightly alarmed to be in a cagr thing? He turns into a snail and starts climbing out, planning to go bother Fukuzawa for more food*

*he's not any wiser that he's gotten up due to his little snail body*

*Very slow snail scooting through the house- only minimal gravity usage. He's still very, very sleepy right now. When he finally finds Fuluzawa he just climbs on his sandal to rest*

Good morning sleepy head

Mhmhmmmmmmnn. Sleepinn sucks.. *Eye stalks are actively drooping, it is very easy to tell he's mostly asleep still. He hasn't slept that long in years really, and now he's paying for it* more foods...?

Mmmmmmnn nih uh. Im all tired cause i slept too much... i want food.... *His head is actively drooping and eye stalks are barely resisting resting on Fukuzawas hand*

Don't argue with Daddy Chuuya. You're tired because you needed the rest.

*sleepy blink.* Nuh uh..... never needed it before.... 'nd sincr when are you my Dad? *His eyes are now resting on Fukuzawas palm instead of being held up*

I know honey, but you're both. And you've been neglecting the part of you that's human.

Mmmmm- nuh uh.... nobody else can turn into a human- 'd just me... I'm jus' a snail... human bit doesn't matter...

Both parts matter baby

Nuh uh......'m all snail... always..... jus' live everyone else is always their creatures....bein' a human is no fun..... *Big snail yawn again, he's starting to tip over a bit as he gets closer to falling back asleep*

Don't argue so much honey...I know you're sleepy

Nuh uh......... *Andddd he falls over. Back asleep! In snail form though, so it won't be long before he wakes up properly*

*just let's him sleep*

*He wakes up around twenty minutes later blinking and grumbling, righting himself*

Good morning

Eeeugh... g'mornin'..... how much did i sleep?

*he is now just shoving most of the food in his mouth in fists. Thank goodness for the bib-* waht ahre y' maykin?????

M fihne! Shnaaile doht choke! *He says proudly, grinning a bit as swallows that bite* How are they special?

Ahree dheey madhe wii sspesshal eggs? *his mouth is once again filled with berries and cheerios*

Hmmmm... *He squints at the eggs judgmentally, before grabbing a handful and eating them. His eyes widen, straightening* Dheyre hoot buht goob!! *he says with a full mouth, happily eating and swallowing them. He blinks at the bottle of chocolate milk curiously* ....how do i eat this thing?? It doesn't look like i can bite it?

I'm glad you like it so much. You'll have a nice full tummy after all this food

Mmhm!!! Yhknow- 's crahzyy 'cauhse iif I washbm ah snaail righht now thish would feed m' for mohnths!! *He said happily, swallowing the eggs* Normally i kus'eat in snail form- so its weird eating this much! *He proceeds to grab another handful of the eggs, before focusing solely on the baba*

That's why you look like such a little skinny baby. You need to eat in your human form more often sweetheart

Huuuh?? Nuh uh. Eatjn like this just makes me eat a lot for no reason. Esp' when I'm not eatin sombody elses magic food stuff. *He grabs another handful of the eggs, finishing them off before continuing with the baba*

*blinkblink* oh. Thanks. Im gonna eat everything then. Also this thing is really good.

I'll show you lots of good foods then.

Mmmkay. And I'll eT all of- unless it's gross. The snail on your shoulder...

Good. Are you finished?

Mmmmmmhm. Think so. Why?

Because I'm going to clean your face and then it's naptime

??? Why does it need to be cleaned- does rhat mean we're doing another bubble bath?? Also what is that?

*blinkblinkblink* so?? Oh- what's this??

*he wraps a blanket around him and dims the lights, then begins to rock the boy. Humming a soft lullaby*

Hhhhhhmmm what is this???? Its all soft- what are you doing??

Close your eyes baby

??? Are we doing sleeping? I can turn back into a snail. Snails only need to sleep in like 20 minute *yawn*- naps for like 13 hours nd then we're good for the next like... three days.. *His eyes are already closing more*

Mmmmnnm- can't even remember the last time i slept in this form.... i should change back. *He's shifting to get more comfy in the blankets though, eyes fighting to stay open*

You're okay lovey....daddy's got you....go ni-night..

Mmmmm...- jus' for 20 minutes..... *and he is absolutely asleep as soon as his eyes close. This body has not slept in Ages*

*he rocks him for a while longer before depositing him in one of the cribs in the nursery*

*snail snoozin. He wiggles more once he's put down, face scrunching up a bit, but doesn't wake up yet*

*he leaves him to nap a while*

*Eventually he wakes up, immediately embaressed and slightly alarmed to be in a cagr thing? He turns into a snail and starts climbing out, planning to go bother Fukuzawa for more food*

*he's not any wiser that he's gotten up due to his little snail body*

*Very slow snail scooting through the house- only minimal gravity usage. He's still very, very sleepy right now. When he finally finds Fuluzawa he just climbs on his sandal to rest*

Good morning sleepy head

Mhmhmmmmmmnn. Sleepinn sucks.. *Eye stalks are actively drooping, it is very easy to tell he's mostly asleep still. He hasn't slept that long in years really, and now he's paying for it* more foods...?

Mmmmmmnn nih uh. Im all tired cause i slept too much... i want food.... *His head is actively drooping and eye stalks are barely resisting resting on Fukuzawas hand*

Don't argue with Daddy Chuuya. You're tired because you needed the rest.

*sleepy blink.* Nuh uh..... never needed it before.... 'nd sincr when are you my Dad? *His eyes are now resting on Fukuzawas palm instead of being held up*

I know honey, but you're both. And you've been neglecting the part of you that's human.

Mmmmm- nuh uh.... nobody else can turn into a human- 'd just me... I'm jus' a snail... human bit doesn't matter...

Both parts matter baby

Nuh uh......'m all snail... always..... jus' live everyone else is always their creatures....bein' a human is no fun..... *Big snail yawn again, he's starting to tip over a bit as he gets closer to falling back asleep*

Don't argue so much honey...I know you're sleepy

Nuh uh......... *Andddd he falls over. Back asleep! In snail form though, so it won't be long before he wakes up properly*

*just let's him sleep*

*He wakes up around twenty minutes later blinking and grumbling, righting himself*

Sorry sorry just the chuuya I know is very...human, not at all snail like

Sounds boring as hell. I'm a snail, through and through.

Uh huh... isn't it hard to get around?

... i mean not really. *snailstalk eyes blink at her* I'm a snail.

Wow...I just thought about how Dazai could make fun of your height now..pff...haha

..... im gonna put snail slime all over your clothes while you sleep.

...rude...how could you...that's gross

Dont insult my height!!

I didn't! I said Dazai would!..hmp so grouchy

>:[. Still. How do you know dazai anyways? Is your dazai a cannibal too??

Cannibal!? No..he's not...why is yours a cannibal??

My Dazai is a crab. Is yours a dazai cannibal?

No..I'm glad he's not... cannibal Dazai sounds terrifying...

So your dazai doesn't eat crabs ? I think thatd be the first Dazai I've met here. They're all cannibals. Crab eaters.

Well sure..he eats crab..but he prefers canned and what not...I wouldn't call it cannibalism tho..

My Dazai is a crab. He is eating the same species as he is in my world. So. Cannibal. Duh?? :/ *unimpressed snail stareeeee*

Huh....that is...wow...is it fun having a crabzai

Meh. He was just as annoyin' as any other dazai I've met here. *snooty snail sniff*

Huh I am not shocked by that...so..do you still have an ability like...this then

Ofcourse- that guy id annoying in any world after all- its no shock his bastardnesss transcends them. And none of your business; Im a snail. *Tiny smug snail voice, like that response explains everything*

Uh huh...want some salad..I have some leftover from my lunch

Definitely. Do you have lettuce???

Nice. Thanks! I'm gonna eat it all*slowly starts climbing up the container to get to the top, and inside*

*he is now just shoving most of the food in his mouth in fists. Thank goodness for the bib-* waht ahre y' maykin?????

M fihne! Shnaaile doht choke! *He says proudly, grinning a bit as swallows that bite* How are they special?

Ahree dheey madhe wii sspesshal eggs? *his mouth is once again filled with berries and cheerios*

Hmmmm... *He squints at the eggs judgmentally, before grabbing a handful and eating them. His eyes widen, straightening* Dheyre hoot buht goob!! *he says with a full mouth, happily eating and swallowing them. He blinks at the bottle of chocolate milk curiously* ....how do i eat this thing?? It doesn't look like i can bite it?

I'm glad you like it so much. You'll have a nice full tummy after all this food

Mmhm!!! Yhknow- 's crahzyy 'cauhse iif I washbm ah snaail righht now thish would feed m' for mohnths!! *He said happily, swallowing the eggs* Normally i kus'eat in snail form- so its weird eating this much! *He proceeds to grab another handful of the eggs, before focusing solely on the baba*

That's why you look like such a little skinny baby. You need to eat in your human form more often sweetheart

Huuuh?? Nuh uh. Eatjn like this just makes me eat a lot for no reason. Esp' when I'm not eatin sombody elses magic food stuff. *He grabs another handful of the eggs, finishing them off before continuing with the baba*

*blinkblink* oh. Thanks. Im gonna eat everything then. Also this thing is really good.

I'll show you lots of good foods then.

Mmmkay. And I'll eT all of- unless it's gross. The snail on your shoulder...

Good. Are you finished?

Mmmmmmhm. Think so. Why?

Because I'm going to clean your face and then it's naptime

??? Why does it need to be cleaned- does rhat mean we're doing another bubble bath?? Also what is that?

*blinkblinkblink* so?? Oh- what's this??

*he wraps a blanket around him and dims the lights, then begins to rock the boy. Humming a soft lullaby*

Hhhhhhmmm what is this???? Its all soft- what are you doing??

Close your eyes baby

??? Are we doing sleeping? I can turn back into a snail. Snails only need to sleep in like 20 minute *yawn*- naps for like 13 hours nd then we're good for the next like... three days.. *His eyes are already closing more*

Mmmmnnm- can't even remember the last time i slept in this form.... i should change back. *He's shifting to get more comfy in the blankets though, eyes fighting to stay open*

You're okay lovey....daddy's got you....go ni-night..

Mmmmm...- jus' for 20 minutes..... *and he is absolutely asleep as soon as his eyes close. This body has not slept in Ages*

*he rocks him for a while longer before depositing him in one of the cribs in the nursery*

*snail snoozin. He wiggles more once he's put down, face scrunching up a bit, but doesn't wake up yet*

*he leaves him to nap a while*

*Eventually he wakes up, immediately embaressed and slightly alarmed to be in a cagr thing? He turns into a snail and starts climbing out, planning to go bother Fukuzawa for more food*

*he's not any wiser that he's gotten up due to his little snail body*

*Very slow snail scooting through the house- only minimal gravity usage. He's still very, very sleepy right now. When he finally finds Fuluzawa he just climbs on his sandal to rest*

Good morning sleepy head

Mhmhmmmmmmnn. Sleepinn sucks.. *Eye stalks are actively drooping, it is very easy to tell he's mostly asleep still. He hasn't slept that long in years really, and now he's paying for it* more foods...?

Mmmmmmnn nih uh. Im all tired cause i slept too much... i want food.... *His head is actively drooping and eye stalks are barely resisting resting on Fukuzawas hand*

Don't argue with Daddy Chuuya. You're tired because you needed the rest.

*sleepy blink.* Nuh uh..... never needed it before.... 'nd sincr when are you my Dad? *His eyes are now resting on Fukuzawas palm instead of being held up*

I know honey, but you're both. And you've been neglecting the part of you that's human.

Mmmmm- nuh uh.... nobody else can turn into a human- 'd just me... I'm jus' a snail... human bit doesn't matter...

Both parts matter baby

Nuh uh......'m all snail... always..... jus' live everyone else is always their creatures....bein' a human is no fun..... *Big snail yawn again, he's starting to tip over a bit as he gets closer to falling back asleep*

Don't argue so much honey...I know you're sleepy

Nuh uh......... *Andddd he falls over. Back asleep! In snail form though, so it won't be long before he wakes up properly*

*he is now just shoving most of the food in his mouth in fists. Thank goodness for the bib-* waht ahre y' maykin?????

M fihne! Shnaaile doht choke! *He says proudly, grinning a bit as swallows that bite* How are they special?

Ahree dheey madhe wii sspesshal eggs? *his mouth is once again filled with berries and cheerios*

Hmmmm... *He squints at the eggs judgmentally, before grabbing a handful and eating them. His eyes widen, straightening* Dheyre hoot buht goob!! *he says with a full mouth, happily eating and swallowing them. He blinks at the bottle of chocolate milk curiously* ....how do i eat this thing?? It doesn't look like i can bite it?

I'm glad you like it so much. You'll have a nice full tummy after all this food

Mmhm!!! Yhknow- 's crahzyy 'cauhse iif I washbm ah snaail righht now thish would feed m' for mohnths!! *He said happily, swallowing the eggs* Normally i kus'eat in snail form- so its weird eating this much! *He proceeds to grab another handful of the eggs, before focusing solely on the baba*

That's why you look like such a little skinny baby. You need to eat in your human form more often sweetheart

Huuuh?? Nuh uh. Eatjn like this just makes me eat a lot for no reason. Esp' when I'm not eatin sombody elses magic food stuff. *He grabs another handful of the eggs, finishing them off before continuing with the baba*

*blinkblink* oh. Thanks. Im gonna eat everything then. Also this thing is really good.

I'll show you lots of good foods then.

Mmmkay. And I'll eT all of- unless it's gross. The snail on your shoulder...

Good. Are you finished?

Mmmmmmhm. Think so. Why?

Because I'm going to clean your face and then it's naptime

??? Why does it need to be cleaned- does rhat mean we're doing another bubble bath?? Also what is that?

*blinkblinkblink* so?? Oh- what's this??

*he wraps a blanket around him and dims the lights, then begins to rock the boy. Humming a soft lullaby*

Hhhhhhmmm what is this???? Its all soft- what are you doing??

Close your eyes baby

??? Are we doing sleeping? I can turn back into a snail. Snails only need to sleep in like 20 minute *yawn*- naps for like 13 hours nd then we're good for the next like... three days.. *His eyes are already closing more*

Mmmmnnm- can't even remember the last time i slept in this form.... i should change back. *He's shifting to get more comfy in the blankets though, eyes fighting to stay open*

You're okay lovey....daddy's got you....go ni-night..

Mmmmm...- jus' for 20 minutes..... *and he is absolutely asleep as soon as his eyes close. This body has not slept in Ages*

*he rocks him for a while longer before depositing him in one of the cribs in the nursery*

*snail snoozin. He wiggles more once he's put down, face scrunching up a bit, but doesn't wake up yet*

*he leaves him to nap a while*

*Eventually he wakes up, immediately embaressed and slightly alarmed to be in a cagr thing? He turns into a snail and starts climbing out, planning to go bother Fukuzawa for more food*

*he's not any wiser that he's gotten up due to his little snail body*

*Very slow snail scooting through the house- only minimal gravity usage. He's still very, very sleepy right now. When he finally finds Fuluzawa he just climbs on his sandal to rest*

Good morning sleepy head

Mhmhmmmmmmnn. Sleepinn sucks.. *Eye stalks are actively drooping, it is very easy to tell he's mostly asleep still. He hasn't slept that long in years really, and now he's paying for it* more foods...?

Mmmmmmnn nih uh. Im all tired cause i slept too much... i want food.... *His head is actively drooping and eye stalks are barely resisting resting on Fukuzawas hand*

Don't argue with Daddy Chuuya. You're tired because you needed the rest.

*sleepy blink.* Nuh uh..... never needed it before.... 'nd sincr when are you my Dad? *His eyes are now resting on Fukuzawas palm instead of being held up*

I know honey, but you're both. And you've been neglecting the part of you that's human.

Mmmmm- nuh uh.... nobody else can turn into a human- 'd just me... I'm jus' a snail... human bit doesn't matter...

Both parts matter baby

Nuh uh......'m all snail... always..... jus' live everyone else is always their creatures....bein' a human is no fun..... *Big snail yawn again, he's starting to tip over a bit as he gets closer to falling back asleep*

Sorry sorry just the chuuya I know is very...human, not at all snail like

Sounds boring as hell. I'm a snail, through and through.

Uh huh... isn't it hard to get around?

... i mean not really. *snailstalk eyes blink at her* I'm a snail.

Wow...I just thought about how Dazai could make fun of your height now..pff...haha

..... im gonna put snail slime all over your clothes while you sleep.

...rude...how could you...that's gross

Dont insult my height!!

I didn't! I said Dazai would!..hmp so grouchy

>:[. Still. How do you know dazai anyways? Is your dazai a cannibal too??

Cannibal!? No..he's not...why is yours a cannibal??

My Dazai is a crab. Is yours a dazai cannibal?

No..I'm glad he's not... cannibal Dazai sounds terrifying...

So your dazai doesn't eat crabs ? I think thatd be the first Dazai I've met here. They're all cannibals. Crab eaters.

Well sure..he eats crab..but he prefers canned and what not...I wouldn't call it cannibalism tho..

My Dazai is a crab. He is eating the same species as he is in my world. So. Cannibal. Duh?? :/ *unimpressed snail stareeeee*

Huh....that is...wow...is it fun having a crabzai

Meh. He was just as annoyin' as any other dazai I've met here. *snooty snail sniff*

Huh I am not shocked by that...so..do you still have an ability like...this then

Ofcourse- that guy id annoying in any world after all- its no shock his bastardnesss transcends them. And none of your business; Im a snail. *Tiny smug snail voice, like that response explains everything*

Uh huh...want some salad..I have some leftover from my lunch

Definitely. Do you have lettuce???

*he is now just shoving most of the food in his mouth in fists. Thank goodness for the bib-* waht ahre y' maykin?????

M fihne! Shnaaile doht choke! *He says proudly, grinning a bit as swallows that bite* How are they special?

Ahree dheey madhe wii sspesshal eggs? *his mouth is once again filled with berries and cheerios*

Hmmmm... *He squints at the eggs judgmentally, before grabbing a handful and eating them. His eyes widen, straightening* Dheyre hoot buht goob!! *he says with a full mouth, happily eating and swallowing them. He blinks at the bottle of chocolate milk curiously* ....how do i eat this thing?? It doesn't look like i can bite it?

I'm glad you like it so much. You'll have a nice full tummy after all this food

Mmhm!!! Yhknow- 's crahzyy 'cauhse iif I washbm ah snaail righht now thish would feed m' for mohnths!! *He said happily, swallowing the eggs* Normally i kus'eat in snail form- so its weird eating this much! *He proceeds to grab another handful of the eggs, before focusing solely on the baba*

That's why you look like such a little skinny baby. You need to eat in your human form more often sweetheart

Huuuh?? Nuh uh. Eatjn like this just makes me eat a lot for no reason. Esp' when I'm not eatin sombody elses magic food stuff. *He grabs another handful of the eggs, finishing them off before continuing with the baba*

*blinkblink* oh. Thanks. Im gonna eat everything then. Also this thing is really good.

I'll show you lots of good foods then.

Mmmkay. And I'll eT all of- unless it's gross. The snail on your shoulder...

Good. Are you finished?

Mmmmmmhm. Think so. Why?

Because I'm going to clean your face and then it's naptime

??? Why does it need to be cleaned- does rhat mean we're doing another bubble bath?? Also what is that?

*blinkblinkblink* so?? Oh- what's this??

*he wraps a blanket around him and dims the lights, then begins to rock the boy. Humming a soft lullaby*

Hhhhhhmmm what is this???? Its all soft- what are you doing??

Close your eyes baby

??? Are we doing sleeping? I can turn back into a snail. Snails only need to sleep in like 20 minute *yawn*- naps for like 13 hours nd then we're good for the next like... three days.. *His eyes are already closing more*

Mmmmnnm- can't even remember the last time i slept in this form.... i should change back. *He's shifting to get more comfy in the blankets though, eyes fighting to stay open*

You're okay lovey....daddy's got you....go ni-night..

Mmmmm...- jus' for 20 minutes..... *and he is absolutely asleep as soon as his eyes close. This body has not slept in Ages*

*he rocks him for a while longer before depositing him in one of the cribs in the nursery*

*snail snoozin. He wiggles more once he's put down, face scrunching up a bit, but doesn't wake up yet*

*he leaves him to nap a while*

*Eventually he wakes up, immediately embaressed and slightly alarmed to be in a cagr thing? He turns into a snail and starts climbing out, planning to go bother Fukuzawa for more food*

*he's not any wiser that he's gotten up due to his little snail body*

*Very slow snail scooting through the house- only minimal gravity usage. He's still very, very sleepy right now. When he finally finds Fuluzawa he just climbs on his sandal to rest*

Good morning sleepy head

Mhmhmmmmmmnn. Sleepinn sucks.. *Eye stalks are actively drooping, it is very easy to tell he's mostly asleep still. He hasn't slept that long in years really, and now he's paying for it* more foods...?

Mmmmmmnn nih uh. Im all tired cause i slept too much... i want food.... *His head is actively drooping and eye stalks are barely resisting resting on Fukuzawas hand*

Don't argue with Daddy Chuuya. You're tired because you needed the rest.

*sleepy blink.* Nuh uh..... never needed it before.... 'nd sincr when are you my Dad? *His eyes are now resting on Fukuzawas palm instead of being held up*

I know honey, but you're both. And you've been neglecting the part of you that's human.

Mmmmm- nuh uh.... nobody else can turn into a human- 'd just me... I'm jus' a snail... human bit doesn't matter...

Sorry sorry just the chuuya I know is very...human, not at all snail like

Sounds boring as hell. I'm a snail, through and through.

Uh huh... isn't it hard to get around?

... i mean not really. *snailstalk eyes blink at her* I'm a snail.

Wow...I just thought about how Dazai could make fun of your height now..pff...haha

..... im gonna put snail slime all over your clothes while you sleep.

...rude...how could you...that's gross

Dont insult my height!!

I didn't! I said Dazai would!..hmp so grouchy

>:[. Still. How do you know dazai anyways? Is your dazai a cannibal too??

Cannibal!? No..he's not...why is yours a cannibal??

My Dazai is a crab. Is yours a dazai cannibal?

No..I'm glad he's not... cannibal Dazai sounds terrifying...

So your dazai doesn't eat crabs ? I think thatd be the first Dazai I've met here. They're all cannibals. Crab eaters.

Well sure..he eats crab..but he prefers canned and what not...I wouldn't call it cannibalism tho..

My Dazai is a crab. He is eating the same species as he is in my world. So. Cannibal. Duh?? :/ *unimpressed snail stareeeee*

Huh....that is...wow...is it fun having a crabzai

Meh. He was just as annoyin' as any other dazai I've met here. *snooty snail sniff*

Huh I am not shocked by that...so..do you still have an ability like...this then

Ofcourse- that guy id annoying in any world after all- its no shock his bastardnesss transcends them. And none of your business; Im a snail. *Tiny smug snail voice, like that response explains everything*

*he is now just shoving most of the food in his mouth in fists. Thank goodness for the bib-* waht ahre y' maykin?????

M fihne! Shnaaile doht choke! *He says proudly, grinning a bit as swallows that bite* How are they special?

Ahree dheey madhe wii sspesshal eggs? *his mouth is once again filled with berries and cheerios*

Hmmmm... *He squints at the eggs judgmentally, before grabbing a handful and eating them. His eyes widen, straightening* Dheyre hoot buht goob!! *he says with a full mouth, happily eating and swallowing them. He blinks at the bottle of chocolate milk curiously* ....how do i eat this thing?? It doesn't look like i can bite it?

I'm glad you like it so much. You'll have a nice full tummy after all this food

Mmhm!!! Yhknow- 's crahzyy 'cauhse iif I washbm ah snaail righht now thish would feed m' for mohnths!! *He said happily, swallowing the eggs* Normally i kus'eat in snail form- so its weird eating this much! *He proceeds to grab another handful of the eggs, before focusing solely on the baba*

That's why you look like such a little skinny baby. You need to eat in your human form more often sweetheart

Huuuh?? Nuh uh. Eatjn like this just makes me eat a lot for no reason. Esp' when I'm not eatin sombody elses magic food stuff. *He grabs another handful of the eggs, finishing them off before continuing with the baba*

*blinkblink* oh. Thanks. Im gonna eat everything then. Also this thing is really good.

I'll show you lots of good foods then.

Mmmkay. And I'll eT all of- unless it's gross. The snail on your shoulder...

Good. Are you finished?

Mmmmmmhm. Think so. Why?

Because I'm going to clean your face and then it's naptime

??? Why does it need to be cleaned- does rhat mean we're doing another bubble bath?? Also what is that?

*blinkblinkblink* so?? Oh- what's this??

*he wraps a blanket around him and dims the lights, then begins to rock the boy. Humming a soft lullaby*

Hhhhhhmmm what is this???? Its all soft- what are you doing??

Close your eyes baby

??? Are we doing sleeping? I can turn back into a snail. Snails only need to sleep in like 20 minute *yawn*- naps for like 13 hours nd then we're good for the next like... three days.. *His eyes are already closing more*

Mmmmnnm- can't even remember the last time i slept in this form.... i should change back. *He's shifting to get more comfy in the blankets though, eyes fighting to stay open*

You're okay lovey....daddy's got you....go ni-night..

Mmmmm...- jus' for 20 minutes..... *and he is absolutely asleep as soon as his eyes close. This body has not slept in Ages*

*he rocks him for a while longer before depositing him in one of the cribs in the nursery*

*snail snoozin. He wiggles more once he's put down, face scrunching up a bit, but doesn't wake up yet*

*he leaves him to nap a while*

*Eventually he wakes up, immediately embaressed and slightly alarmed to be in a cagr thing? He turns into a snail and starts climbing out, planning to go bother Fukuzawa for more food*

*he's not any wiser that he's gotten up due to his little snail body*

*Very slow snail scooting through the house- only minimal gravity usage. He's still very, very sleepy right now. When he finally finds Fuluzawa he just climbs on his sandal to rest*

Good morning sleepy head

Mhmhmmmmmmnn. Sleepinn sucks.. *Eye stalks are actively drooping, it is very easy to tell he's mostly asleep still. He hasn't slept that long in years really, and now he's paying for it* more foods...?

Mmmmmmnn nih uh. Im all tired cause i slept too much... i want food.... *His head is actively drooping and eye stalks are barely resisting resting on Fukuzawas hand*

Don't argue with Daddy Chuuya. You're tired because you needed the rest.

*sleepy blink.* Nuh uh..... never needed it before.... 'nd sincr when are you my Dad? *His eyes are now resting on Fukuzawas palm instead of being held up*

Sorry sorry just the chuuya I know is very...human, not at all snail like

Sounds boring as hell. I'm a snail, through and through.

Uh huh... isn't it hard to get around?

... i mean not really. *snailstalk eyes blink at her* I'm a snail.

Wow...I just thought about how Dazai could make fun of your height now..pff...haha

..... im gonna put snail slime all over your clothes while you sleep.

...rude...how could you...that's gross

Dont insult my height!!

I didn't! I said Dazai would!..hmp so grouchy

>:[. Still. How do you know dazai anyways? Is your dazai a cannibal too??

Cannibal!? No..he's not...why is yours a cannibal??

My Dazai is a crab. Is yours a dazai cannibal?

No..I'm glad he's not... cannibal Dazai sounds terrifying...

So your dazai doesn't eat crabs ? I think thatd be the first Dazai I've met here. They're all cannibals. Crab eaters.

Well sure..he eats crab..but he prefers canned and what not...I wouldn't call it cannibalism tho..

My Dazai is a crab. He is eating the same species as he is in my world. So. Cannibal. Duh?? :/ *unimpressed snail stareeeee*

Huh....that is...wow...is it fun having a crabzai

Meh. He was just as annoyin' as any other dazai I've met here. *snooty snail sniff*