Jacked In - Journal of a Wannabe Coder

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Because no life is expendable

This is Justin…

This is Justin. He’s tough, he’s cute, and his story is going to break your heart.  Baby Justin was found at five weeks old in Philadelphia after being the victim of heinous abuse. He had been set on fire.  He was brought to the Pennsylvania SPCA, and with the help of the Animal Alliance of New Jersey, vets and volunteers have worked tirelessly to help Justin get better.

According to the Pennsylvania SPCA’s site, Justin was found by a good samaritan. They were still searching for the person who did this to him, and were offering a reward for another who came forward with information regarding the incident.

Vets used laser treatments on him to help him make a speedy recovery, but after a few weeks at the veterinary clinic, Justin was doing great. He was eating on his own, playing, and was ready to be discharged to a foster home.  Like anyone as cute as him would, Justin made fast friends with his foster family, even snuggling up on the couch.

As he healed, his luxurious coat started to grow in. He soon developed a love of learning, and made sure to get in on the homework action. And he really likes his foster parents who have helped him grow into his handsome, healthy self. Oh, and snuggling. He really likes that.

The facility that helped Justin was Crown Veterinary Specialists and Emergency.

Check out the New Jersey Alliance’s Facebook page here for more information about the organization that his foster parents are involved with.

On the Alliance’s Facebook album dedicated to Justin there is a link to a PayPal account where you can make donations to help pay for his medical expenses. Donations are appreciated.

And if you or someone you know has information regarding Justin’s attacker, they should call the Pennsylvania SPCA Anti-Cruelty Hotline at 866-601-SPCA.

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?