Hi my guy

WHAT

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

blessed are those who seek the strap

baba yaga

ingredience

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

I’ve been thinking about this since I got the vaccine. It was super easy, super quick, and easy to understand. Why can’t it always be like this?

Love local coffee shops. your “refugees are welcome here” sign goes really well with the one that says “bathrooms are for paying customers only”

You’ve clearly never had to deal with people doing hard drugs in the grocery store bathroom and it shows.

Bro I literally manage a coffee shop with an open restroom policy, and I prioritize enforcing that policy and making sure everyone feels comfortable. I’ve dealt with everything from the easy end of the spectrum (people quietly doing hard drugs) to a lady ripping all her hair out and setting it on fire in the sink. I clean up after this stuff day after day and I still feel VERY strongly about the fact that human beings should be allowed the basic decency of a place to poop. Yes, I very frequently end up having to kick someone out of the bathroom for doing drugs, and when I do I always offer them a cup of water on their way out. Because they’re a person and I give a shit…

It’s safer for people to do drugs in (clean) public restrooms than it is for them to do it on the street. It’s also ableist to deny someone the use of a bathroom. There are countless gastrointestinal disorders that cause bathroom urgency and potential incontinence. There are other conditions, like pregnancy, that necessitate quick and easy access to restrooms.

Having a sharps container “for medication injection” in our bathrooms has dropped the amount of needles I find in the bushes and planters down to a whole 2 in the past 4 years since we rolled them out. I used to find them so often I got in the habit of wearing cut resistance gloves in 90 degree weather in case I had to pluck napkins out of the landscaping.

Listen to this with the sound on, he sounds so BROKEN

wait

i am tired and i will never be free

Bats, flipped

trying to act like we’re not as drunk as we are while in line at whataburger at 3am.

keep in mind this isnt one drawing. this is every single drawing ive done this month just on one photoshop document. i dont want to open a new one

it looks like the wall of a subway tunnel that’s been abandoned since 1951. i love it.

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer