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our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

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Thanks

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

If 69 is a sex position, 99 is a cuddling position.

who tryna 99 is the realest question of all time

we should have an opposite valentines day where we send unfortunate things in hideous boxes to people we dislike on purpose

Tumblr anons

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

Not a lady, but we understand the vibe. 

you’re someone’s dream person

yea whatever

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me