Summary: Erling Haaland X Reader, SMUT!!
âNever have I everâŚnaughty edition?!â He reads the title of a little black box, laughing hysterically. You quickly turn your head, looking at him from the kitchen. You run towards him in the living room, attempting to snatch the dirty drinking game from his hand. He continues to laugh, raising the box above your head. You reached as high as you could, ignoring the fact that you would never be able to reach it from his grasp.Â
âWhy do you have this?â He asks, still laughing at this discovery.Â
âFor girlsâ night,â you say, finally giving up on retrieving the box, ânow give it to me please.â You say, putting out your hand. He places the game on your palm with a cheeky smile.Â
âHow come weâve never played?â He asks. You roll your eyes, âUh, maybe because you're not a girl.â He scoffs, watching as you return the box back into the drawer it belonged in. Erling was over at your place to watch the most recent episode of The Last of Us. Ever since the first episode came out, the two of you had a mutual agreement to watch it together.Â
âDo girls actually play games like that?â Erling asks his billionth question about the game, following you back into the kitchen. You take out the wine glasses you had previously been looking for, Erling still hot on your heels as you walk back into the living room.Â
âYes, yes we do,â you sigh, unamused by his curiosity. You place the glasses gently on the coffee table, the wine bottle already there.Â
âCan we please play?â He asks, placing his hands together in a begging manner. You roll your eyes, why did he care so much about some stupid drinking game?Â
âErling, the episode starts in thirty minutes.â You say, trying your best to change the subject he was dwelling on. âYeah, thirty minutes,â he says, implying that it was plenty of time.
âIf we play one round, will you please shut up?â You finally cave in. He cheers, going back and digging into the drawer you had just placed the game in. You pour the wine in the glasses and sit back on the couch, smiling at his excitement. He sits beside you, holding the box in both hands. He opens it, revealing the pile of white cards. You hand him his glass before plucking one out with your fingers, turning it to read the question.Â
âNever have I ever sent a nude pic?â You look up at him, not surprised by the sip he took from his wine.Â
âDo I have to take a sip for every person I sent one to?â He asks, smirking as you giggle.Â
âWeâd be here all day,â You reply, laughing even harder. It was his turn now; he ran his finger up and down the pile before he finally chose one. His eyes scan the question, a smirk forming on his lips.Â
âNever have I ever had an orgasm?â He asks and you feel yourself go red. He looks up, his smirk falling instantly as he realizes youâre not taking a sip.Â
âNo way! Really?â He asks, shocked by this revelation. This made you feel even worse. You shake your head no, confirming your lack of sexual experience.Â
âI meanâŚnot even from yourself?â He furrowed his eyebrows, his eyes glancing towards your hands. Your eyes widen and you snatch the box from him.Â
âOkay, weâre done now.â You say, shoving the box back into the drawer for the second time tonight. Erling doesnât say anything, watching you intently as you sit back down on the couch. The two of you just sat there for a few seconds on the opposite ends of the couch, not saying anything.Â
âItâs okay if you havenât had-â
âPlease, can we not talk about this? Itâs embarrassing.â You quickly interrupt him. It felt so silly, being so upset over your lack of orgasms. Erling wasnât sure what to do, his mind racing through what to say next.Â
âYou know, Iâve helped a lot of women with the same problem.â He says trying to lighten the mood. You roll your eyes, not amused by his attempt to make you feel better.Â
âDo you want me to help you?â He asks, but something about his tone was different. It was deeper and huskier. You look over at him, trying to find a trace of sarcasm in his demeanor. Instead, you were greeted by his lustful gaze. You felt your core heat up, arousal spreading through your veins. You sat there for a few seconds, debating what the next move was. You bite your lip before nodding your head. Erling smirks, sliding himself to your side of the couch. You face him entirely, your legs on top of his lap. His fingers toying with the hem of your pajama pants.Â
âLet me take this off for you,â He offers. You nod as he grabs the waistband, sliding them off your legs. You bring your knees up and spread your legs in response. His eyes instantly land on your clothed cunt, already soaking wet. He bites his bottom lip, his cock growing harder at the sight. You feel yourself go red and quickly close your legs.Â
Erling looks back at you, placing his large hands on either knee, âyou want me to help, donât you?â He asks. You nod, relaxing a bit from his warm touch.Â
âGood,â he mutters under his breath before gently spreading your knees apart. He skillfully removes your panties, the cold air making you shiver. Erling had to fight back every urge to remove his own clothing and slam his aching cock inside you. He reaches for one of your hands, bringing it up to your face.Â
âLick your fingers, Y/N.â He instructs. You wrap your lips around two of your fingers, staring straight into Erlingâs soul. He lets out a low groan, visualizing how your lips would look wrapped around his pulsating dick. You release your fingers, wet and glistening with your saliva. He brings your hand down to your core, placing two fingers on your clit. You gasp, already feeling immense pleasure from the light touch.Â
âRub in circles,â he instructs again, releasing his grip from your wrist. You bite your lip, tracing circles on the bundle of nerves. Moans and whimpers spilled from your lips, getting higher in pitch as you quickened your pace.Â
âThatâs good,â Erling whispers to you as he watches intently, palming himself through his sweatpants. You were in so much pleasure, but you couldnât help but feel like something was missing. Maybe it was the fact that your walls kept clenching on absolutely nothing. You quickly stop, Erling stopping with you.Â
âI think I need you inside me.â You quickly say Erling stares deep into your eyes before quickly stripping his sweatpants and boxers off. His hard cock sprung out, veins prominent and precum spilling from the tip. You remove your tank top, your nipples already hard with arousal. He crawls on top of you, placing your legs over his shoulders. He groans, pumping himself a few times, before ramming inside you. You moan loudly at the intrusion, your walls tightening around his girth. He plants his palms on either side of your head, his pace becoming brutal and quick. You hold onto your tits, squeezing them as his cock gets deeper and deeper inside you.
âDo what I told you to do.â He grunted. You quickly bring your fingers up to your lips, licking them before using them to pleasure yourself even more. Erling looks at your tits, enjoying how they bounced with each harsh thrust. He then stares down at your cunt, watching as your fingers lazily rubbed circles on your clit. You canât even control the noises coming from your mouth. Erling groans and grunts, his balls smacking against your sore cunt. You feel a knot begin to tighten in your core.Â
âI think Iâm coming,â you let out and Erling leans closer to you, his lips tickling your ear.Â
âThen do it,â He grips your hips, fucking into you faster than before. You hold onto the back of his neck, gripping his hair tightly. His tip grazes that sweet spot inside you and that's all you need. You let out a cry, the knot coming undone as your whole-body quivers and shakes. Erling pulls out, pumping himself wildly. He grunts as his cum spills onto your bare chest. You bite your bottom lip, trying to regain control of your body again.Â
When you finally do, you look up to see Erling passing you your wine glass, âtake a sip.âÂ