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From March ( pls dont ask me wtf are these )
It was a request from two mutuals to post JudebappĂ© pics similar to Kylian's psg days after his interview đđđŸ
(I personally didn't want to make anything like this, all I want Kylian to be happy in Madrid and obviously best wishes for my club!)
Kylian MbappĂ© said on Neymarâs words, he wants to remember good things about Ney, of all the moments they spent in Paris..
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champions night pt 1
Could you write neymar x reader
When neymar gets drunk and doesn't recognise reader so when she comes up to him to go home he backs up and shows his wedding ring while laudly saying "I'm a married man, HAPPILY MARRIED to a beautiful woman" and his teammates just laughing with reader đčđč
#7. NEYMAR: DRUNK IN LOVE
SUMMARY: above
WARNINGS: none
PAIRING: Neymar x fem!reader

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Barca (and ex la liga) click bait, a thread;
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(Stolen from my Pinterest, DM if you want permission or smth lol, also, my boy Gavi would never apologize )
(5) 99% FAITH 1% LUCK â NEYMAR JR
SUMMARY: when you left the house after a fight with Neymar and his family escalates the problem drastically
âVocĂȘ nĂŁo tem absolutamente nenhuma ideia de onde ela poderia ter ido? Quero dizer, eu sabia que ela era esquisito, mas sequestrava seu filho-â [Do you have absolutely no idea where she couldâve went? I mean I knew she was flakey but kidnapping your son-]
âNosso filho.â [Our Son] Neymar corrected his sister, âE ela nĂŁo o sequestrou Davi sĂł precisa de sua mĂŁe nessa idade, tanto quanto me dĂłi dizer isso.â [And she didnât kidnap him Davi just needs his mother at this age, as much as it pains me to say that] Neymar continued, ever since you left 4 days ago heâs been a mess.
He hasnât seen his son, hasnât talked to his daughter and mostly importantly hasnât seen you. Crashing at his family home was the most logical idea as your shared family condo was too painful to stay in.
âE ela nĂŁo o sequestrou Davi sĂł precisa de sua mĂŁe nessa idade, tanto quanto me dĂłi dizer isso.â [Well Davi also needs to know his father didnât abandon him, he needs you just as much as he needs his mother] His mother reasoned, she loved her son but loved her grand-baby even more.
âEu vou ser uma droga se ela levar seu filho embora. Quero dizer, e se ela se mudar para outro paĂs?â She continued. [Iâll be damned if she takes your son away. I mean what if she moves to another country?]
âMamĂŁe, vocĂȘ e eu sabemos que ela nĂŁo poderia, mesmo que quisesse, ela estĂĄ grĂĄvida de 8 meses, ela poderia entrar em trabalho de parto em qualquer lugar e eu nem sei onde ela estĂĄ.â [Mama, you and I both know she couldnât even if she wanted to, sheâs 8 months pregnant she could go into labor anywhere and I donât even know where she is!] Neymar yelled out the last sentence as he threw a glass vase at the wall right beside the television.
âAcalme-se, vou ligar para o nosso advogado e resolver isso, Ney. Eu sei que vocĂȘ sente falta do seu filho, mas qualquer coisa apressada lhe darĂĄ mais motivos para obter a custĂłdia total de Davi e Valentina.â[Calm down, Iâll call our lawyer and have this sorted out Ney. I know you miss your son but anything hasty will give her more reason to get full custody of Davi and Valentina.]
âNĂŁo, nĂŁo, vocĂȘ nĂŁo vai fazer nada. Ela jĂĄ te odeia. Qualquer coisa mais vai, nĂŁo importa.â[No, No you wonât do anything. She hates you already. Anything more will just, never-mind] Neymar knew whatever you said about his family should be kept between you both as you donât want to cause a fight.
âExatamente o que?â [Just what?] His mother questioned with a confused look on her face.
âEu disse nĂŁo importa, ma, apenas deixe cair!â[I said never-mind ma just drop it!] Neymar yelled out at his mom causing the room to go silent. Neymar was such a mamaâs boy growing up that it surprised everyone especially his father.
âNeymar! NĂŁo grite com sua mĂŁe. Ela sĂł estĂĄ tentando ajudar. NĂŁo me faça ir atĂ© lĂĄ e dar sentido em vocĂȘ.â [Neymar! Do not yell at your mother. Sheâs just trying to help. Donât make me come over there and beat some sense into you.] Neymar settled down after the threat his father just sent his way.
âDesculpe, mamĂŁe.â [Sorry mommy] Neymar muttered under his breath, he shoved his head into a pillow.
âTudo bem, querida, eu sei que vocĂȘ sĂł estĂĄ preocupada, mas vamos consertar isso. VocĂȘ tem alguma ideia do que a fez fazer isso?â [Itâs okay baby, I know youâre just worried but weâll fix this. Do you have any idea as to what made her do this?] Sitting down beside her son, Neymarâs mother grabbed his hands and looked into his eyes.
ââŠEu derrubei a bomba de casamento nelaz.â [âŠI dropped the marriage bomb on her.] Neymar confessed quietly, the room went silent until Rafaela broke it. [Flakey]~ Rafella sung causing Neymar to throw his pillow at her.
âEla gostou da ideia de que eu levei longe demais dizendo que nos casarĂamos em um alter.â [She liked the idea I just took it too far by saying weâd get married at an alter.] He explained further, âVocĂȘ nĂŁo vai se casar em um altar?â [âŠArenât you going to get married at an alter?] His mom interrupted with an eyebrow raised.
âProvavelmente nĂŁo vou me casar.â [Iâm probably not going to get married.] The room was sour and silent after that for a while until his mother got up. âEu nĂŁo me importo com a religiĂŁo que ela escolhe seguir, mas meus netos serĂŁo lavados no sangue de Jesus Cristo.â [I donât care what religion she chooses to follow but my grand-babies will be washed in the blood of Jesus Christ]
â SĂł que nĂŁo depende de vocĂȘ, mĂŁe, cabe a mim e a ela decidir isso.â [Except that isnât up to you Mom, Itâs up to me and her to decide that.] Neymar cried out frustrated at what such a small comment had created, if he could go back in time and not say it he would do so in a heartbeat.
âVamos ver sobre isso.â [Weâll see about that.] Neymarâs mom picked up her phone and begun dialling someone âO que vocĂȘ estĂĄ fazendo?â[What are you doing?] Neymar questioned, his mom was a quiet and reasonable woman until something was to happen to her family especially her son.
âAlgo que eu deveria ter feito hĂĄ muito tempo.â[Something I shouldâve done a long time ago.] The ringing of the phone made Neymar curious as he got up to see who she was calling. âFamily Lawyer.â Shit. âPare, mĂŁe, vocĂȘ vai piorar as coisas.â [Stop ma youâre gonna make it worse!]
âNĂŁo! VocĂȘ estĂĄ piorando as coisas sendo um empurrĂŁo.â [No! Youâre making it worse by being a pushover.] She yelled out walking away from Neymar before he tried to stop her. He ran his hand through his hair and paced around the room.
He picked up his phone and called you stepping outside the house. Of course you didnât pick up but he sent messages that made it seem very urgent. After 6 missed calls he decided to wait until you called back.
As he went back inside his family were waiting for him with weird looks on their face. âO que?â[What?] Neymar asked plopping himself down onto the single person couch.
âLiguei para o advogado e eles disseram legalmente, jĂĄ que ela nĂŁo deu Ă luz, vocĂȘ ainda nĂŁo pode fazer nada sobre Vale, mas o que vocĂȘ pode fazer Ă© processar por custĂłdia compartilhada para Davi.â [I called the lawyer and they said legally since she hasnât given birth you canât do anything about Vale yet but what you can do is sue for shared custody for Davi.] His mother finish, Neymar sighed. Non of this is what he wanted, he was starting to understand why you didnât like his family.
âNĂŁo posso fazer isso. Ela pediu espaço e vocĂȘ quer que eu a processe? De jeito nenhum.â [I cant do that. She asked for space and you want me to sue her? No way.] Neymar firmly answer. His family looked at him sour faces thinking âhow could someone be so naive.â
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âNeymar is a good man and you know it darling, he offered you a good compromise and you rejected it. What do you want to do?â Your mother explained trying to reason with you.
You went to your moms house to try and get different perspectives on the situation with Neymar. âI know mommy, Iâm very aware of that. I just not want everything that he wants to be our #1 priority.â You admitted, playing with Daviâs hair as he slept in your lap.
âHoney, name 1 thing that youâve asked for that he hasnât provided for you? That man loves you so much. I doubt youâll find anyone who loves you as much as he does.â You have to admit that heâs the most perfect man, sometimes.
âWhy cant you be on my side for once!â You whisper cry out trying not to wake your sleeping babies. âIâm on your side! I want you to make a decision you wonât regret. I want you to make a decision wonât tear your relationship apart. Listen to me Love.â
You signed realizing how stupid you were to escalate the fight much more than it needed to be escalated.âYouâre right I donât even know why weâre fighting to this degree.â
âIâm always right Iâm your mother, now come on Iâll help you pack up your stuff.â Your mother got up from her seat and held her hands out trying to help you get up. You slowly removed Davi from your lap and took her hands.âBut if I go to him itâll seem like-â
âNow darling.â She was firm which made you stand down and take her hand walking towards the guest bedroom where you and your son stayed.âFine.â
Once you were done packing you woke Davi up and told him told that you were going to see papa again. Seeing his eyes light up and the mention of his dad made your heart break knowing you hurt your son by taking him away from his dad.
âCome on your dad will drive you.â Your mom said as she walked towards the door with you hold you and Daviâs bags. âThank you mommy.â You kissed her cheek before exiting her home and entering the SUV where your dad was waiting at the wheel.
âReady to go princess?â He asked ruffling the hair of his grandson. âYes daddy.â You kissed his forehead before settling in and fastening your seatbelt. âThank your princess, Neymar is so lucky to have you.â
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âOkay Davi, Wait in the car okay? Mommy will be back so very soon? I love you.â
âI love you too mommy.â
You kissed him on the forehead and left the car waving at your dad as he sent you a thumbs up. Your legs were shaking as you walked up the door of the Santos house.
As you were walking towards the gate you noticed a man in a suit following you. You walked faster praying that he wasnât some crazy serial killer out for blood.
âMs. [Last Name]?â He called out.
âWhat?â You snapped at him, hoping heâd be intimidated enough to leave you alone
âYouâve been served. Defendant Santos is suing you for custody of Davi Lucca da Silva Santos. & in the nearer future Valentina-Rosa CamĂla Santos [Last Name].â The lawyer smiled as he handed you a yellow envelope and walked away.
âHuh?â You stood there holding the envelope confused as hell about what just happened to you.
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Your hands shook with anger as you rung the doorbell with one million different ways you were gonna kill the Santos family running through your head. As you imagines the 672,492 scenario in your head the door opened and you saw Neymarâs younger sister Rafella.
âO que vocĂȘ estĂĄ fazendo aqui.â [What are you doing here.] She asked in a tone that sound less than excited to see you. You slapped her hard in her face and pushed passed her throwing the envelope in the face of the first Santos you saw. âO que hĂĄ de errado com vocĂȘ? Todos vocĂȘs.â [What the fuck is wrong with you? All of you?]
âPrincesa?â Neymar got off the couch his bloodshot eyes meeting your eyes filled with fury. âVocĂȘ estĂĄ tentando tirar meu filho de mim, nĂŁo estĂĄ?.â [Youâre trying to take my son from me arenât you?] You shouted walked up to Neymar who was just so glad to see you.
â NĂŁo! Eu sou- NĂłs nĂŁo estamos.â [No! Iâm- Weâre not!] His voice cracked as he wiped the tears away from his face. âSim! Sim, VocĂȘ Ă. Juro por Deus, se vocĂȘ tentar avançar mais longe do que jĂĄ se foi, eu vou te matar. Todos vocĂȘs. VocĂȘ nĂŁo pode fazer isso comigo. VocĂȘ nĂŁo pode.â [Yes! Yes, You are. I swear to God if you try to advance this farther than itâs already gone I will kill you. All of you. You canât do this to me. You canât.]
âEu te disse que precisava de espaço e vocĂȘ foi me processar? Deus Neymar. VocĂȘ realmente nĂŁo mudou.â [I told you I needed space and you went to sue me? God Neymar. You really didnât change.] Your voice cracked as you cried at the thought of never seeing Davi again.
âPor favor, me escute, eu nĂŁo fiz.â [Please listen to me I didnât] Neymar tried to reason.
âCale a boca! Apenas cale a cara e vĂĄ para o inferno. Cada um de vocĂȘs. Eu te odeio. Juro pela minha vida, se vocĂȘ tentar levar meu filho, nunca mais o verĂĄ, ele, eu ou minha filha.â [Shut up! Just shut your face & go to hell. Every single one of you. I hate you. I swear on my life if you try to take my son youâll never see him ever again, him, me or my daughter.]
âAmor, please just calm down!â Neymar pleaded with you. âAcalme-se? Acalme-se? VocĂȘ quer roubar meu filho de mim e vocĂȘ estĂĄ me dizendo para me acalmar.â [Calm down? Calm down? You want to steal my son from me and your telling me to calm down?]
You walk away with Neymar walking right behind you. âNĂŁo fale comigo, nĂŁo me toque.â [Donât talk to me, donât touch me] You made it very clear that you wanted nothing to do with the Santos family anymore.
He turned you around and grabbed your arms holding them above your head, quickly pulling yourself free you slapped him in the face, again, and again & again. âComo vocĂȘ pode fazer isso comigo? VocĂȘ disse que me amava, que queria se casar comigo.â [How can you do this to me? You said you loved me, you wanted to marry me] You cry out looking up at him with tears falling from your eyes so fast you could barely speak audibly.
âEu faço! Isso nĂŁo foi o que eu estava fazendo, foram minhas mĂŁes.â [I do! This wasnât my doing it was my mothers.] Neymar explained as if you were going to believe him. âBesteira, apenas culpe tudo na sua famĂlia. Eu sabia que vocĂȘ era um bastardo sem espinha, mas isso Ă© baixo.â [Bullshit, just blame everything on your family. I knew you were a spineless bastard but this is low] You scoffed before picking up the envelope and leaving the house.
This time Neymar didnât even try to follow you as he knew that heâd cause more harm and good. âEu disse para vocĂȘ nĂŁo fazer nada e vocĂȘ fez alguma coisa.â [I told you not do anything and you did something!] Neymar shouted at his mom.âI was just trying to help.â [I was just trying to help!] She cries you overwhelmed at the fact that her son is screaming at her.
âE agora vocĂȘ destruiu meu relacionamento. Faça-me um favor. Fique longe de mim, meu filho e minha namorada.â [And now you destroyed my relationship. Do me a favour. Stay the hell away from me, my son & my girlfriend] Neymar sent a nasty glare at his mother before grabbing his car keys and leaving the Santos family house.
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âLove, what happened?â Your dad ask with concern seeing your red eyes and tears streaming down your face âJust drive.â You answers shortly.
âNot until you tell me whatâs wrong.â He insisted, concerned for his daughter.âJust drive.â You screamed, annoyed at the questionnaire
âMommy Iâm scared.â Davi begun to cry in the back seat not used to you yelling at anyone. âI know, iâm sorry Davi mommy didnât mean to scream.
âWhere to?â He asked driving towards the main road.âThe airport please.â You whispered out. Neymar and his family canât take your babies if youâre not in the country right?
âAre you sure? Itâs risky for pregnant woman this far along.â You thought about it for a while before answering in a small voice.âYes. Very sure.â Rubbing your stomach you reached your other hand into the backseat to hold Davis hand from his car seat.
âWeâll be okay Davi, Itâs gonna be just fine. Weâll be just fine.â
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Guys please this is not hate or anything. Just read till the end.
After all this ruben dias stuff lemme just explain a few things. Footballer players are not known for being very smart or educated.
They sacrifice their youth and never actually live a normal life. Their thinking does not always evolve with their physical age. Not gonna baby them but they literally live in a cocoon of the locker room type of talk. Ofc they will not be normal or well adjusted to adult life especially girls. I am not calling these women golddiggers or whatever but if you see the wags you know they have a very clear fetish -white, skinny, blonde with boob and butt implant influencers.