I'm going to laugh, even if it's a crime scene

Wherever you are, here’s wishing your holiday is warm, merry, and full of divine Benediction.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloweeen~ I celebrated with vamplock~~~

This isn’t really fic art exactly but it was in my head when I was drawing this so if you haven’t already read it, it’s magnificent and probs my favorite vampire fic:

The one body part John doesn’t mind having at 221b.

(lol zero effort graphic) In the spirit of Halloween, have some fics where John and Sherlock do Halloween and/or low-key spooky things, ranging from John and Sherlock go to a fancy dress party to the kind of creepy

Hallowed Eve by EventHorizon (cute halloween costumes fic)

The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst (the ‘for a case’ trope but with Halloween costumes and everyone being turned on by each other NICE)

Master of Disguise by earlgreytea68 (Lestrade throwing a Halloween party, more cute costuming)

Johnloctober by prettysailorsoldier (series of October-y drabbles, all VERY fluffy, all very sweet)

The Master of Latham Hall by Kryptaria (cute ghost story)

Skeletons by flawedamythyst (can’t really explain this fic without spoiling it, but basically an AU that you will very likely be familiar with and very Halloween-y)

The Light in the Heart by cassyl (explaining how this is halloween appropriate spoils it but suffice to say John meets Sherlock at a hotel and things are spooky) 

the shape of the shadows that detach from the walls by wendlaa (Sherlock is a ghost, and in the After you need a host. Luckily John is a very good host …if you know… wh at  i mean….)

Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc series by etothepii (the Addams Family crossover, where John is an Addams)

The Red Dianthus (THIS IS SO GAUCHE, but I wrote a case fic involving John and Sherlock getting handsy in a haunted house. the case is spooky, but the johnlock is fluffy)

Bump in the Night by szm (Sherlock is a monster underneath John’s bed, very cute~)

Breathe With The Soul by i_ship_an_armada (Se7en fic, which is a fairly disturbing film so it gets to be horror, epilogue is switchlock)

Spectral Evidence by earlgreytea68 (the Sherlock accused of being witch in Salem MA , 1692)

The Haunting of Sherlock Holmes by MapleleafCameo (Sherlock staying in a ~haunted house~ and trying to solve the 60 year old mystery of its old owner’s disappearance)

A Study in [DATA EXPUNGED] by berlynn_wohl (John and Sherlock both work in a creepy creature lab of sorts, it seems gruesome but is in fact soft and sweet… read the sequel immediately after. )

Rags and Bones by emungere (Sherlock keeping John’s hand after he dies so he can hold his hand ~ not as depressing as you think)

They Mostly Come Out At Night by Tawabids - Aliens crossover (I think at this point everyone knows I’m in love with this fic??)

Welcome to Silent Hill by Cleo2010 (Moriarty is holding John hostage in Silent Hill and Sherlock has to save him - for people who like Sadness, as in Sherlock loving John but thinking John doesn’t love him back, aka S3)

Slender: However Improbable by philalethia (Post S2 fic with John grieving Sherlock, meanwhile Slender Man is stalking him - I was v impressed by how well the Slender Man mythos was integrated, also, pls play this game if you can handle jump scares)

Upon the Midnight by kali_asleep (Sherlock hangs out in John’s nightmares, eating his fear & such)

bonus: Trick or Tights by Sexxica ( this is khsfba John fucking Sherlock in a bee costume? this counts right)

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.”