Divorcesteal season 2 will be starting AUGUST 3RD, 2PM EST!!
The deadliest tumblr ripoff minecraft smp returns with new members... a new lifesteal mod... and a new and hopefully healthier relationship with the server.
Interested in learning more about the server? Want a list of streamers? Check out our introductory post here!
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For those who don't know we have been using a custom lifesteal mechanic mod made by our wonderful modder friend pneumono @pneumonounderscore
This mod has all the basic lifesteal features and adds a few new additions, most notably the revive mechanics involving bounties for randomly rolled player heads and a participant vs non lifesteal mechanic participant system.
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An announcement from Meow Meow Harmony! Divorcesteal Magical Trinity to the rest of the server. Transcript Below The Cut...
Youtube Edition: https://youtu.be/lLchHHcRqa4
Source of the clips: https://youtu.be/PcPdob5QeSk
Many important things had to be cut for video time, such as discussions of killing players at farms, exploits, and using outside teammates to cover up their own teammateship.
Feel free to watch it for yourself or read the breakdown in The Guardian.
[voiceover]
WILL: You may have heard of a new team on this server, or you may have heard it called “not a real team”, or a team with no common goal. A group planning to run “war games”.
They wanted to keep this team a secret.
[clip]
COG: I don't think there's any reason to be like-- it's not like a coming out thing. (laughs)
NARA: Yeah. Yeah.
COG: It's like, it's like--
NARA: Yeah.
LEOO: Yeah.
NARA: We don't need to openly declare anything.
[voiceover]
WILL: When that didn’t work out, they spent all their time downplaying the extent of it, lying to your faces.
[clip]
COG: It is kind of weird-- it's like we're metateamed instead of, like, actually teamed. Like, we're teamed on discord. (laughs)
[voiceover]
WILL: But of course you can’t just take our word for it. Let’s hear it from them, shall we?
[clips]
LEOO: Now that we're in agreeance on, like, teaming and in favor of, like, war games…
LEOO: I think-- I think we have the social aspect. And I also think, because if you want to have total control, you're gonna need a str--like, a str, like a strong PvPer also all on the same team, Cog,
COG: Yeah.
LEOO: because that really would scare people. That would motivate people to stay in line.
COG: I would probably need to format this like a government.
[voiceover]
ARCH: They want to control you. They already look down on you.
[clip]
LEOO: I mean, if we want conflict, it's useful for us, like… yeah. Even though I--I--I just want Chips's feelings hurt. Like. Again. (laughs)
[voiceover]
ARCH: Not only that, they want to use you, abuse your trust, to make this happen.
[clips]
NARA: I might be able to get Void and Betty--not, like, on the inside, but I can get stuff through them, if that makes sense.
NARA: Duuuuude, I'm going to be using my boyfriend. Fuuuuuuck. It's okay.
(Cog laughs)
COG (crosstalk): It's okay, that's what they're made for.
LEOO (crosstalk): It's okay, that's what Divorcesteal's all about.
COG: I think Evi could fit in a--in a role. Somewhere.
NARA: I was gonna say, I think we could--
COG (crosstalk): But I don't think it'd be a--
NARA: definitely get Evi to do things, maybe without fully knowing what's going on
COG: Yeah.
[voiceover]
ARCH: While it’s possible any interest or care they show may be genuine, it won’t stop them from using what they know against you.
SIN: This is a team far stronger than any other on this server so far. This is on purpose, of course - how can they attempt to “keep you in line” without power?
It’s only the third week of the server, yet already groups are moving behind your back to control you, to hurt you and those you care about. The only question is: Are you going to let them?
[TEXT ON SCREEN: More details and context will be available in the special release of the Guardian.]
[clip]
LEOO: It's okay. They don't know what we're doing. It's fine.
Yep! If you scroll down to august 2025 in the vods spreadsheet people have already started uploading them!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nPoK30tHIyOgXKBf6w9tl8Cy-S1u05FQtD9CVgZvjd0/edit?usp=sharing
you made a slideshow months ago telling people that they didn't want you as a teammate. really, it was because you were scared. because you don't know if you're good enough. because you've never known how to be honest. you didn't want to hurt anyone again. why not push them away before the season even starts?
reason 1: they're reckless
you fall into a cave within the first five minutes of the server and die. maybe you should slow down but you're not used to that. for a moment, you forgot that death has real consequences again. you forgot that it's not supposed to be your goal.
reason 2: they're useless
you forget food before going into the cave and run out of wood down there as well. if not for the mineshaft, you'd probably have died again. "i have a gift!" you tell your friends, but it's not a very good one, not like the food and resources they've given you. a spyglass doesn't matter much, after all.
reason 3: they're scatterbrained
you forget your goals again and again. there's so much to do, so many places to go, that you can feel your thoughts split between every possibility. go to the cave for iron? the nether maybe? oh, but there's a trial chamber too isn't there? what is it you wanted? you hope mari isn't getting sick of you.
reason 4: they don't learn from their mistakes
your pickaxe breaks digging down and you've run out of wood. again. you think you left your crafting table in the village but you're really not sure. mari follows you down with a crafting table but he doesn't have wood either. that's okay though, he's done more than enough to help you already. you're just glad he's stuck around. they go back up for wood and die in the process and maybe this wouldn't have happened if you'd just remembered wood in the first place. you realize later in the trial chamber that you've forgotten food again as well.
reason 5: they try and they try and they try but-
you've had success in the nether for a moment. you've returned home with resources and everything seems to be going so well. but then you go back in and you don't come back and mari returns to try to help you and you're
so close
but nothing can ever go your way, can it.
reason 6: they can't keep going forever
everything is gone before your eyes and maybe you'd be able to laugh it off if it was just your stuff, but it was mari's too and you can't keep dragging your friends down with you.
reason 7: maybe they're just not enough
maybe you'll never be enough. you can't offer anything that can't be done better by everyone else.
why you (do) want a jay marshmarrows:
reason 1: they're still here
maybe none of that matters. despite everything, you want to stick around. despite everything, you think they want you to stick around too.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Fandom: Divorcesteal SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: vanivanvanilla (Divorcesteal SMP)
Summary: van got more than he bargained for when he hoped for his hellish headache to go away.
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Visitors to spawn today were delighted to see the area had been filled with sweet berries.
Along with their charming looks and deeply satisfying place and harvest sounds, sweet berries are known to all players of Decked Out 2 as "technically a food I guess".
Now when players are killed with an obstructed spawn point they will be able to enjoy a delicious snack.
Photo of your correspondent taken by Angel.
at last we meet at the end of the world, was it worth it? @divorcesteal - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook