UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD???

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE

Everything in this post. This is so important.

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

That contour tho 👀

Jordan looks like this deer

im sad and i want sex

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

This is BULLSHIT, Dwayne Johnson is jacked as fuck and I FULLY FUCKING BELIEVE he is one of the most LOVING MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

I was on board with the first part until I read that and honestly you’re right nobody has more love in their heart than The Rock

I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

Is that seth everman

Lmaooo

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol