swamped with deadlines

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means

yellow text is the golden truth

sorry i cant tell what you're saying can you try saying it more colorfully

Yellow text is the golden truth!

but that's red? this is getting confusing, sorry.

I don't think yellow text means anything. I think it's the absence of meaning.

when you say it like that, i somehow get the impression that you really need to pee and are holding it in. but maybe that's just my impression of you.

I take it back. The yellow text symbolizes your rotten character and the sickness of your spirit

I don't think it's supposed to be that color. It looks like it's almost orange. Have you been drinking enough water?

THE YELLOW TEXT MEANS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Your text is yellow, and mine is too, and the yellow on me is matching you. Goodness we’re peeing what a horrible feeling my mind is reeling because THE YELLOW MEANS I HATE YOU

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

Effervescent

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!