swamped with deadlines

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

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yall when we find the 119th element can we please find the other 49 elements quickly afterwards please i just really don’t want every single periodic table to be a perfect rectangle except for one random square at the bottom

ohhhh my god that is so much more cursed. i love the effort but i want to stomp on this table like a spider.

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.