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when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

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awoooniper

back on the path of the wolf

indefiniteduration

i started making fursonas for the whole cast, ill post them in duos as i make them !! :3

#Awesome designs omg

dayeadomingo

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

igorafvckassbowlcut

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

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swagophile

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

cheeseanonioncrisps

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

mortimermcmirestinks

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

teaboot

@mortimermcmirestinks

mortimermcmirestinks

IS THAT FANART?

teaboot

it’s a warning

kaeyallberich

wtf = wheres the femslash

littlegreen

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

lemonsweet

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

lemonsweet

My blue animals

treatsformeeko

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

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rowan-e-ravenwood

new top contender

bigskycastle

barn owl

I am notttt getting into heaven with the shit I'm writing good lord helpp

#rambles #<- does not believe in heaven #Still #My interpretation of a character tends to be very different than typical #And um. Um. Broooo #This fic has been haunting me for nearly 2 years #I've been working on it for nearly TWO GODAMN YEARS #And my intention with it is to explore the dynamics of two characters with a little something extra #But I'm worried that my take is incorrect kangksg because of how long it has been since I've interacted #With the source material #But I also just really want to finish this fic atp #I'm close to done. Ive written 12k so far #And I need maybe... 4k more?#<- famous last words

jinnie-c

Light-kun if we inspect the Kira files like this our chances of succeeding will increase by 15%

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rubysapphrald

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

rubysapphrald

my favorites

freakoutgirl

relevant-wikipedia-articles

I was gonna see if Wikipedia has a list of these but I'm taking a break from that to show off that the image for the Lists of pairs is a pair of pears

yellow-cat

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

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