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the crowd to stephanie

Twas the night of Wrestlemania And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even Stardust The snacks were laid out in the fridge with care In hopes that the Big Show wouldn’t be there

The beers were nestled all snug in their place The Network buffered quickly with a smile on my face Ladder Match contenders stood praying for a push Dolph Ziggler was oiling from his neck to his tush

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter Many superstars were brawling, looking for dreams to shatter Away to the window I flew like a flash To enter the ring and try to win the Andre The Giant Match

The glare of my TV on leather sofa that’s actually faux Gave the lustre of moonlight to the laminate flooring below When, what to my wondering eyes should appear But Paul Heyman announcing Brock Lesnar was here

With a beefy presence, and a neck so thick Brock flexed his biceps and let Heyman do all of his schtick More rapid than eagles his opponent soon came And he bounced through the crowd and roared Lesnars’ name

“It’s on” Ambrose warned to this calculating man The problem is Brock just didn’t give damn To the corner of the turnbuckle to the top of the tron Wrestlemania was soon starting, the excitement had begun

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly There was a boo from the crowd and a glint in an eye Triple H walked the ramp, determined to end all the games And defeat the Authority’s threat, the brutal Roman Reigns

And then, in a twinkling, with footsteps a flurry The crowd went wild to the sound of “Here Comes They Money” It was last chance saloon for the valiant Shane Yet he had to face a demonic Undertaker, wanting to cause pain

Backstage there were goggles and corsets to synch A historical night for Charlotte, Sasha and Ms Becky Lynch The Show of Shows is all about glamour But as I went to sit down I heard such a clamour

Their eyes how they twinkled! Each one is a cutie! New Day were here to prove that they ain’t booty But their opponents are strong and losing patience This was no easy match with the League of Nations

AJ Styles his opponent didn’t care for him at all But I was soon to discover who’d really stand tall With no fans at his side hoping he’ll win Like a Diva’s waist, Chris Jericho’s chances are thin

No tables to be broken, they smiled to say As to the ring, The Dudley Boys made their way These opponents The Usos knew would be hard to beat But they had determination in their hearts and the crowd on their feet

I spoke not a word as the music soon played The games were over, the WWE logo displayed Michael Cole, Byron Saxton and JBL too Welcomed us to Wrestlemania with a how-do-you-do