Why Tho

what apps did hannibal have on his ipad? why does he even have one? i think that’s so funny, he doesn’t have a laptop but he’s locked in with that ipad

Allrecipes dot com and Gray’s Anatomy

Cloned version of Flappy Bird

And tattle crime

I busted

Nothing like a lukewarm glass of milk on a really hot day and a bushfire is happening

Only psychopaths drink straight milk

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

Which words are you subtracting

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

are you going to eat me

Not enough nutrients :/

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

Ah shit you saw me

would you follow me into the dark be honest

Yeah are there snacks over there

He’s js goth

do you ever want to say some bullshit

The dead horse beats me

Me when I get beaten by the dead horse

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news

I would survive the hydraulic press

Fish cake? :(

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

I wish but alas school :((