wings that don't reach

cars brake way too slowly and inefficiently i think that we could improve on them by adding hydraulic spikes that shoot into the ground or maybe a magnet that near instantly stops you in place

every time you hit the brakes a team of masonry workers should quickly build a brick wall directly infront of the car to stop you instantly

Every time you break your car should rapidly shift into reverse at 2x the speed

can i still crash into the brick wall

The masons build it around your car like an igloo so you crash no matter what

imagine misjudging a fart and dropping a massive explosive log in these

Now what

now sit down hard and fast on a chair

They still haven’t explained the dragons. The dragons. You know, the dragons that exist. In the same world as the robots. The dragons. I’m fine with the dragons being there, I just think that it should be slightly more explained than “Genji and Hanzo have dragons on their side.” Because all we know is that they exist, and nothing else.

It’s a near future sci-fi setting but Shintoism is objectively correct

it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called ‘the best pig at watching’. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said ‘this is the best pig at watching’. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said ‘the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching’. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching’ and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up