Dispel Yell

the plot of metal gear summed up: the illuminati forming, splitting, and fighting a five decade shadow civil war over who can misinterpret john lennon’s “imagine” the hardest

When I was little I TOTALLY thought that that’s EXACTLY what was going on here, and I’ve spoken to several other people who saw this movie as little kids and thought that Luke and Han were getting married.

See this makes sense, bc it was important to Han to include his Corellian culture in the wedding and Corellians don’t exchange rings, they award each other medals

Yeah, what y’all know about um, getting your kung fu nunchuck panda on in the parking lot of the local food lion? Get it, my man, he out here doing it. Yeah, that’s right. I’m 58, 63 years old, out here on the side of my pickup truck in the food lion, and I’ll whup a fool upside his head. I’m out here practicing, getting ready for Easter Sunday. Jesus gon’ rise up, I’mma whup the devil. Right out here in the parking lot. Pickup truck, radio playing. Sunglasses, ain’t no sun. It’s cloudy, overcast, but I’m out here with my gloves and my nunchucks. One man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks up in the air like Mary Lou Retton, pow! Behind the back. Bust your finger, that hurt, uh huh, yep, yep, shake it off homie, shake it off, shake it off. Yep, tore that finger UP. Yeaaaaaaah buddy, time to call it quits. Look like the devil won this round, folks. Gon’ have to get back in the car, get me a band aid, shake it off, shake it off.

never forget

i cant believe brendon urie is the only member of panic! at the disco

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Brendon lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Brendon Urie is one of my favorite characters.

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