> John: talk to Vriska.
You hadnāt seen her for three or four years. Vriska just disappeared after she got fired from the DISPATCHER job, and never ever texted you back. No one knows where she went, or what is she doing for a living (except for stealing the light bulbs)Ā
John: vriska?? Vriska: No, your mom! John: where have you been?! Vriska: John, Iām fucking 8leedingĀ Vriska: And you only care a8out where have I been???????? John: well, iām a little bit overwhelmed!
Vriska sat on the floor, rolling her eye very aggressively. She beckoned you with her hand.Ā Sitting on the dirty-dusty old attic floor wasnāt the best idea. You winced.
Poor pajamas of yours! But disobeying Vriska wouldnāt be any better, so you sat right in front of her.
John: so, uhm, vriska⦠umm⦠Vriska: Pull yourself together, John! What are you even doing in my Afficial Truly Ta8ooed Incredi8le Camp? John: your what??? Vriska: ATTIC, you dum8head. John: wait, are you living in the attic?!Ā Vriska: John, do you know what the word āTa8ooedā means???????? Vriska: we Vriska: dont Vriska: talk Vriska: a8out Vriska: it Vriska: !!!!!!!! John: okay, okay!!
Youāre two both sit in silence. You donāt really know what to say, except some basic stuff like āWHY ARE YOU IN THE FRICKINā ATTICā or āHAVE LONG HAVE YOUāVE BEEN HEREā etc.
John: so, no questions about the attic? Vriska: The ATTIC. John: oh, yes, sorry! Vriska: ⦠8ut yes, no questions. Vriska: Just wait for the cool dramatic reveal.













