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Golem: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Visi: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Visi: Golem was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Golem: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Visi: Golem, you ate a chair.

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Coupe: I’m going to take you out

Punch Up: great, it’s a date!

Coupe: I meant that as a threat.

Punch Up: See you at five!

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Punch Up: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Coupe: Go the fuck to sleep

Punch Up: What gif I don't want to?

Coupe: Fuck You

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Prism: Here's some advice

Malevola: I didn't ask for any

Prism: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Malevola: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Prism: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Malevola: Sonar... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Sonar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Malevola:

Malevola: I wrote sanitize, Sonar.

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Sonar: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Malevola, not looking up from her book: Spear.

Sonar: BLOCKED.

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Robert: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Waterboy: You and me!!!

Robert, tearing up: Okay.

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Waterboy: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Robert: Okay.

Waterboy: And make out during the scary parts.

Robert: Th-

Robert: The scary parts.

Robert: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Flambae: Waterboy! My face is on fire!

Waterboy: Flambae! Are you ok?!

Flambae: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Waterboy: But your face is on fire.

Flambae: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Flambae: Go to Hell

Waterboy, tearing up: I wish I could

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Flambae: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Visi: Flambae, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Visi: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Flambae: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Mandy: Okay, truth or dare?

Robert: Truth

Mandy: How many hours have you slept this week?

Robert:

Robert: ...Dare

Mandy: Go to bed.

Robert: I don’t like this game.

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Robert: Can you keep a secret?

Mandy: Do you know anything about my life?

Robert: No I do not. Good point.

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Flambae: I actually have a black belt.

Robert: In what, karate?

Flambae: No, from Gucci.

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