Of legends

“  i’m  in  spain…  but  the  ‘ s ‘  is  silent.  ”

“  ah  yes,  my  train  of  thought.  or  as  i  like  to  call  it,  the  Anxiety  Express.  ”

“  i  put  the  yeet  in  emotionally  unstable.  ”

“  gosh  golly  gee  it  sure  is  a  good  day  to  stare  at  the  ceiling  and  cry  !  ”

“  i  might  be  obnoxious  but  at  least  i’m  also  annoying.  ”

“  is  it  1930  because  i  have  great  depression.  ”

“  i  am  so  sorry  but  giving  a  fuck  is  no  longer  part  of  my  personal  brand.  ”

“  call  me  an  escalator  because  i  let  people  down.  ”

“  i  guess  i’m  like  a  fridge  with  a  burst  pipe:  cool  but  broken  inside.  ”

“  they  call  me  the  fruit  cake  because  no  one  wants  to  eat  this  snack.  ”

“  can’t  see  the  haters  through  my  tears.  nice  try  though.  ”

“  my  preferred  sport  is  self  sabotage.  ”

“  maths  ain’t  real  but  the  tears  sure  are.  ”

“  suck  out  my  sadness  daddy  !  ”

“  i  took  the  breaks  off  my  scooter  because  the  swag  never  stops.  ”

“  whether  i’m  feeling  hashtag  blessed  or  hashtag  stressed,  i’m  always  looking  my  hashtag  best.  ”

“  yeah  i  cry  sometimes.  what  about  it  ?  ”

“  crying  is  an  extreme  sport.  ”

“  i  got  99  problems  and  i  caused  all  of  them.  ”

“  coke  ?  nah  bro,  i  only  do  brocaine  !  ”

“  time  flies  when  you  don’t  know  what  the  fuck  is  going  on.  ”

“  beep  beep  !  it’s  3am  and  i  need  to  fucking  sleep.  ”

“  yeah  i’m  made  of  DNA.  depression  n’  anxiety.  ”

“  make  out  ?  no  thanks.  i’m  saving  these  lips  for  the  sweet  kiss  of  death.  ”

“  i  thought  you  were  a  real  one  but  it  turns  out  that  you  were  just  a  roblox  thot.  ”

“  listen  son,  in  this  world  it’s  either  yeet  or  be  yeeted.  ”

“  the  past  tense  of  sleep  is  sloop.  ”

“  i  put  the  bi  in  bitch.  ”

“  i  got  my  shit  together  but  it’s  still  shit.  ”

“  whether  my  income  is  stopping  or  my  mood  is  dropping  you  know  i  keep  this  booty  poppin’.  ”

“  the  strongest  part  of  the  human  body  is  the  jaw,  and  the  weakest  part  is  my  will  to  live.  ”

“  i  don’t  have  to  be  drunk  or  high  to  make  bad  life  decisions.  ”

“  it’s  okay,  i’m  not  my  type  either.  ”

 “  if  you  think  my  room  is  a  mess,  you  should  see  the  rest  of  my  life.  ”

“  they  say  it  be  like  that  sometimes,  but  lately  it  be  like  that  all  the  time.  ”

“  i  am  one  more  minor  inconvenience  away  from  losing  my  shit.  ”

“  i  will  jazz  hands  my  way  through  hell.  ”

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

"how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

Trigger warning for derealization, hallucinations, vaguely described violence (Tsu used hypnosis once basically but it caused the Bad Dreams ability to activate. No like, actual violence.)