Friendly Spirits

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

An actually video of me attempting to do anything right in life

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

people ALWAYS have to be bitter. you could post the most harmless thing, something like “i love my cat!” and without a doubt somebody will be like “wow must be nice to not have a serious cat allergy you stupid bitch” like… please y'all. let people be innocent without rubbing your salty, grubby, bitter little hands all over them!