Please throw me in the trash

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

we all have that one friend 

This hits

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

W H A T ……..

This world is a strange place.

BRUH

#i can’t believe you’d ever divorce this from its perfect original context 

#ikr i cant believe they gal pal'ed the florist and his mugger

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches

this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year

FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED THE PIGEON AT FIRST IM A NICE PERSON

Well she wasn’t having any of that.

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash

Nothing but respect for my president

Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?

Post Malone is on this episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak asked the spirit what it thought of Post and it called him “dirty” and “afraid” and I’m SCREAMING cause that’s exactly what I think anytime I see Post Malone.

He like to call me 🍑 when we get this nasty

Turn that 🍒 out

He 💦 all on my 👗