Disguised Chaos

Millennials with $10, remembering how their families were scammed, lost everything, and were left twisting in the wind, (while Wall Street got bailed out, profited off global economic collapse, and paid themselves huge ass bonuses as a reward), buying stocks that fuck with Wall Street billionaires like:

SEATTLE POLICE OFFICER WHO MACED A GIRL AGE ESTIMATED 7-10 YEARS OLD

okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy”