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@disgruntled-schnauzer
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I’m a 12 year old miniature schnauzer with the most fabulous sticky up-py ears
I live in London, with my parents and their kid who thinks she deserves attention from me (the indignity)
Please excuse any spelling mistakes - it’s hard to type with paws this furry :)
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having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor
Yes of course I need to take ten minutes to sit down, then get up turn in a circle, sit down, readjust, try and floof up a WOODEN FLOOR, sit down, lay down, barely touch the floor before I sit up again before I finally flop. Why do you ask?
Also, don’t kill me - thx
mmm for @disgruntled-schnauzer ‘s sake i won’t
Wait no - do whatever you want she’s not the one who feeds me
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I got ^deep breath^ CRUELLY TORTURED today, given a BATH, then FORCED onto my back so my belly could be rubbed and all my knots cut out (which are only there because I refuse to be brushed out) AND THEN I got a HAIRCUT and lost about half my body weight.
Tbh, feels pretty great being clean but HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME
They’re so ✨pretty ✨IT 🩸hurts🩸I’m not talking ’bout boys I’m talking ’bout my dog look at her she’s beautiful I know I’m biased but omg I love her so much aaaahhh
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be
Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals
I can pick one up and kiss it any time you can just smooch them
Every day I wake up to little animal snores in my bed is a revelation
Sometimes you will be lying down and a little animal will stomp all over your body and organs 🥰
I know this is about cats/dogs but it also really applies to children as well
@sirlightningpotato I’m talking about you and Egg
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living with housepets like “by any reasonable human standard your actions would be that of a terrible person & a truly atrocious roommate. however I recognize that you are not a human, and that your actions are likely the result of being understimulated, and that it is my duty as your caregiver to make the required changes in your environment. you are faultless here, truly it is nature and circumstance that bear the blame. be that as it may, I am still going to cry over the fact you somehow dismantled two rolls of toilet paper over the living room floor at 3:00 in the morning”
I don’t know what they’re talking about...,...
Hello.... I just wanted to remind everyone to not gulp a third of their body mass of roast chicken...... the results aren't great.... I spent last night being sick .... it was just such tasty chicken...
I'm very ready to sleep now, so night y'all, chew your chicken slowly :\
oh hanny :// get well soon <33
Thank you! I’ve been sleeping lots and feel better.... even if my beard is a lil’ bit worse for wear....
Hello.... I just wanted to remind everyone to not gulp a third of their body mass of roast chicken...... the results aren't great.... I spent last night being sick .... it was just such tasty chicken...
I'm very ready to sleep now, so night y'all, chew your chicken slowly :\
Help, the sky’s making big noises and it’s scary.
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Happy Halloween. Please, someone, call PETA.
Excuse the beard, SOMEONE just WOKE ME UP from a lovely nap :(
That’s Gilbert by the way. He’s my meerkat.
Oh yes, and I got a haircut last night, so I’m sticking close to the lovely waaaaarrrmmm radiators. I really wanna go for a walk, but it’s been raining all week. And I can’t possibly get my fur wet.
awww hi hanny!
Hewwo :)
