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Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast concept art for a female Kremling character named Kressa/ćÆć¬ććµ (left), provided by Paon to Nintendo during the design phase of the game's development. Nintendo's character designers used this artwork to create Kalypso (right), which can be seen by their similar clothes and pose in the artwork.
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When youāre friends with @seananmcguire and she gives you the perfect hook for a character you love, you run with that. Ariel ALWAYS wants to touch the strange new dangerous thing!! š¤©š¤©š¤©š¤© #crocodilehunter #steveirwin
āAnd that, boy and girls, is where the Kremling species came from.ā
You need a hug?
"You need a Tactical Nuclear Penguin, it's shaped like a beer. And more than hugging, I can drink to forget who gets into Smash these days when nobody the Mun requested ever gets in, not since Brawl. Do lemons have legs?"
would you like a hug?
"I'm going to need a lot more than just a hug. I'm breaking open a case of Tactical Nuclear Penguin... it's 32% Alcohol by volume, normally beer is only 5% or even lower. Pay if you want, however much you want... just shove it in the tip jar. I'm just going to keep drinking until I forget who I am or what I'm sad about."
What are you doing for the Spooky month?
"The same thing I do every month, Pinky, swallow sadness. Neko-Shadow's betrayal really came out of left field, and the Mun never quite got over that."
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My catās actual name: Calypso
What she thinks her name is: Kitty, Lady, Noodle, Beeper, Snug-bug, Chunkula, Little Baby,ā¦
You forgot goddessā¦
Dk is now 40 years old! Happy birthday!
If the original Donkey KongĀ came out on July 9, 1981, but since Donkey Kong Country (the first appearance of Cranky Kong) came out on November 18, 1994... then whoās birthday is whoās? Cranky is canonically supposed to be the original, so heās July, right? But Cranky the character wasnāt created until the reboot, so heās got the November birthday then. Or does he? DK lore is so confusing sometimes.
āI canāt believe how big of an idiot I am. I saw this on my dash and my heart skipped a beat,Ā āAre we finally getting a new Barrel Blast after all these years?!ā but no. Also I forgot to celebrate the anniversary back on June 28...ā
A freeze gun: Freeze the zombies then either smash them like glass or get the flip away from the area.
āFinally, all those bad puns from Batman & Robin will pay off! Youāre not sending me to the cooler! Letās kick some ice!
And just for the record I will be doing both, smashing and running on the off chance the corpses can T-1000 into some Mask-of-Flesh beast. The original manga version, not that censored anime version.ā
My muse is somehow trapped in a zombie apocalypse world. Send an item to help them.
And see how my muse try to survive with it.
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the-i-d-f-l-hq: "I decided to try and make it seem that you're sassy about being a pretty kitty. Still, I'm happy you like it!"
āMaybe I should turn off comments because itās so hard to reply to them. Or I could just continue asking myself the comments like this, IDK. But check me out! Iām Sassy! And Iām Homeward Bound on an Incredible Journey! Although I donāt sound much like Sally Field... oh wait, Iām doing it again...ā
āMeow'gic
āOhā¦ you really are an artist! In that case, you probably should have used my happy expression as a reference instead. Because being a kitteh is grrreeeeeeeeaaat! Is Tony the Tiger still a thing? I know Iām always dating myself.ā
Moonstruck
āSo, youāve been a zombie too? Ravenās stupid nephew, Etrigan, claimed he wasĀ ātaking my soul to keep it safeā while I took on Felix Faustās undead army atĀ Gotham Universityā¦ but Iām pretty sure he just cast a spell to turn me into a zombie. Iām my soul, taking it is taking me, why would that turn me into a zombie? Thereās no way flesh rots that fast. Plus, it was a human zombieā¦ the same model as all the other zombies on campus. I hoped they were going to address this ridiculous inconsistency in the Justice League Dark DLC (which they gave away with a free character boost to 255)ā¦ but they didnāt.
A lot of unpleasant memoriesā¦ but having the munchies wasnāt so bad, itās more-or-less the same as getting stoned. ā¦ I probably shouldnāt have said thatāā
āOkayā¦ so why donāt you like Wendey Koopa so much?ā
āWell, that came out of nowhereā¦ unless youāre using some sort of magical/sciency device to listen in on other conversations, other versions of me are having with other people. Because I think theā¦ uhā¦ Joshiverse Kalypso just asked Shadow if he was āWendy-phobicā and Iām just curious, because weāre both scalies and yet he only flirts with me. Soā¦ it probably comes down to our personalities, or maybe itās just breasts. Anyway, that has nothing to do with you.
Wendy and I are at that friends-slash-rivals stageā¦ or something where we riff on each other because years of abuse prevents us from being able to take compliments seriously. So instead, we dunk on each other, as friends doā¦ but in a playful manor. If either one ever takes it too far, we can sort it out in DMs later.
((For clarification, that is theĀ āin-universeā reasoningā¦ Iām not about to DM myself to discuss things no one would ever see. Iām not that crazyā¦ yet.))
āSo Kalypso, What do you think of our little get together?ā
āItās fine. I just wish my ice cream--ā just then the server brought the items that they had ordered... 5 minutes ago. Funny, it seemed like longer than that.
āOoh, itās here! And now to ironically judge the date based solely on the taste of this treat. Seeing as how itās something you have no control over.ā
"Someone wants you to shake the pillars of Heaven with them... meanwhile I want to take over Hell with you. Should be easy enough to get the suffering masses down there to rebel against Satan."
āNah, bro, I think Iāll just chill here on Earth... or whatever planet this is. Is itĀ āMario Worldā? I heard Wendy calling itĀ āPlanet Odysseyā once... but wherever it is, I think Iāll just stay here, on the mortal plane. As Billy Joel didnāt say:Ā āGo to Hell with your own life, Leave me alone.āā
"What if someone were to...present one of these bells to you? Would you be interested in trying one?"
āIDK, are you an artist? Because if not, nobody is going to see it. Donāt expect it to be very... that thing with the knowing of the big words to describe complex emotions about the experience. Because Iām not very good at that thing... explaining? No, a better word than explaining.ā
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"What happens if you get a cat bell? Like the power-up I mean, not an actual bell. Then you too could be a meowgical kitty!"
āI could make a reference to some old, obscure German calypso band, but no one would get it. Iād imagine Iād get one of those mag--meowgical cat suits that change your spinal structure and let you climb on walls and stuff. It sounds like fun, but they didnāt even invite Daisy, and sheās much higher on the list than I am...ā
Moonstruck
āSo, youāve been a zombie too? Ravenās stupid nephew, Etrigan, claimed he wasĀ ātaking my soul to keep it safeā while I took on Felix Faustās undead army atĀ Gotham Universityā¦ but Iām pretty sure he just cast a spell to turn me into a zombie. Iām my soul, taking it is taking me, why would that turn me into a zombie? Thereās no way flesh rots that fast. Plus, it was a human zombieā¦ the same model as all the other zombies on campus. I hoped they were going to address this ridiculous inconsistency in the Justice League Dark DLC (which they gave away with a free character boost to 255)ā¦ but they didnāt.
A lot of unpleasant memoriesā¦ but having the munchies wasnāt so bad, itās more-or-less the same as getting stoned. ā¦ I probably shouldnāt have said thatāā
āOkayā¦ so why donāt you like Wendey Koopa so much?ā
āWell, that came out of nowhere... unless youāre using some sort of magical/sciency device to listen in on other conversations, other versions of me are having with other people. Because I think the... uh... Joshiverse Kalypso just asked Shadow if he was āWendy-phobicā and Iām just curious, because weāre both scalies and yet he only flirts with me. So... it probably comes down to our personalities, or maybe itās just breasts. Anyway, that has nothing to do with you.
Wendy and I are at that friends-slash-rivals stage... or something where we riff on each other because years of abuse prevents us from being able to take compliments seriously. So instead, we dunk on each other, as friends do... but in a playful manor. If either one ever takes it too far, we can sort it out in DMs later.
((For clarification, that is theĀ āin-universeā reasoning... Iām not about to DM myself to discuss things no one would ever see. Iām not that crazy... yet.))
