blue is the colour of love

"sensitive" men that make aesthetic tumblr blogs just to post nsfw shit are the root of all the world's evil, actually.

everytime someone posts a bf/gf audio under "asmr", an angel hangs itself

i pee on fire hydrants with one leg in the air cuz i got that dawg in me

crazy to see how when jaskirat burns either photograph — the one of his family in india and the one of that in pakistan — he lights it from the corner closest to his own image. he burns first to buy himself time, even if only a few seconds, to look upon the smiling faces of his loved ones before they burn away. he burns first because he sacrifices himself for the ones he loves. but ultimately they all burn because his love for his nation comes first.

in my past life i was a right hand man to a gang leader with whom i had intensely homoerotic relations. the rest of the gang members were highly uncomfortable by our joint freak and killed us. an oracle told me.