love using “u” and “you” in the same sentence. variety is the spice of life and boy is it sexy

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Every beautiful romance ever made is about two freaks who mask their freakishness & live conventionally but isolated until they meet and match each others freak so hard it ruins both of their lives

eve polastri is the world’s best character because she knows that lesbian psychosexual obsession is more important than anything on earth including other people’s lives

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god