thats a no from me

If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.

hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

i love the term gender envy. i wanna unlock the other seven deadly gender sins. show me gender greed. im like a gender dragon

Bro we are stuck here for ever why don’t we just take care of each other like we’re supposed to

its always weird when ppl get arrogant after ammassing a bit of a following on tumblr as if they didnt get it by saying dumb shit that's forgotten a month later like bro youre in this shit with the rest of us. having a window seat in the clown car doesnt stop you from being a clown

"having a window seat in the clown car doesnt stop you from being a clown"

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

Unless we share a telepathic link I no longer have anything to say