Just Ramblings

You think undiagnosed dyslexics get incorrect lens strengths when they go to the eye doctor?

I like to say “peek” before sneezing.

Imagine walking into your math class with nineteen classmates and being told the class averaged a 95% and you have a 0%

Is dyslexia a brain disorder that can be compared to a form of reverse autocorrect?

As a writer, I tend to write small stories to help me get a general idea of how to write something more serious, and as a recluse it somewhat pains me that no one will ever read these ridiculous stories because they aren’t enough to get published and I don’t want to work on them any further, and finally, as a pessimistic, self-conscious, introverted, and perverted human being, I can’t just bring myself to show them to just anyone.

Artists hate me because I suck

Why is Master Chief a mute Deadpool?

Is Big Foot just a lost Wookie?

I keep writing poems for some reason. Like, when I was school, I almost failed English cause I refused to write any and now it’s a part of my life. Such a weird curse bestowed upon me.

I am my own disappointment.

A book where even small, adorable treats others do for each other make the narrator swoon.

Movies and shows/episodes that are older than me make me happy cause it shows that things were good before me and gives me hope that they’ll still nice things around after me for everyone else.