The Dirty Nerdy Deeds

Swallowing isn’t for me but I’ll take a load to the face. That shit made my skin soft as hell. I bet if someone did deep research on the benefits of semen on the skin that niggas could hustle they nut.

I actually like to swallow. I feel ashamed to say I’d rather swallow than to put it on my face but swallowing also means I don’t have to see it or clean it up… I don’t want to touch that shit, let alone rub it on my face… But I also would believe anybody that said it’s good for your skin

I tried to swallow once and it was a big fail 😂😂

Lol nah I’ll swallow before I ever take a face shot. Im not here for the facials

I’ve only has two facials. The first way better than the second tbh.

I use to only swallow. But I’ve def grown to love facials more. I like the look. Bust on my face so I can take a dozen selfies.

I think I'd rather swallow. Took it to the face once and it got in my eye. That shit burns like hell.

I have their cookbook and this is about eight for one of their products

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

2 of my fucking heroes

Witchcraft

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

Lol this is what take forever to build shit on my campus ?

^^Is this why I gotta wait a whole year to use a gym 2 mins from my dorm?!?

Geometry and physics collide!

@little-starburst

@pompomearrings @directedbywongkarwai

For later

This Bae 4 life!

Damn

To explain for people that don’t get it, this is an example of how black women are often described purely in sexual terms, or like food to be consumed, or in overly rarefied terms that remove humanity (the constant comparisons to goddesses and queens). In contrast to how white women are often described in a way that emphasizes their purity and/or beauty in a non-sexual way and allows them to preserve their humanity in a way that black women in media or fiction aren’t usually afforded.

I need this to be force taught at all companies

Words to live by…