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walhart delivers the big meaty lobster pdong at 3:28 am

im honestly expecting walhart to do very inappropriate things with that chrom voodoo doll. during battle.

when someone says please understand i don't understand just to be edgy

INIGO SHOULD DO A SEXIE MMD DANCE OOOOH YES, THAT'SMY BOLOGNESE PAST

peel me lon'qu? No, feel me lon'qu

i want virion to shove his baguette in my mouth and let me hear his honhonhon

man i could really use a good kellam tickling my feet

i want lon'qu to launch a bagel in my rectum

donnel needs to shove his spear in my nose and call me rudolph the rednose gaydeer

tharja can thar my ja anyday

i want lon qu to slice me up

i want spencer to ground me four til cock

-Think it's in there?-All right. Let's get it!-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.{Laughs}-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint. Now, ogres - - They're much worse. They'llake a suit from your freshly peeled skin. -No!-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!Actually, it's quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!{Gasping}-Right.{Roaring}{Shouting}{Roaring}{-I live in a swamp. .

i want henry to be as tall as a joltik and then climb onto ricken and give him tiny little kisses

hello is this pizza hut

i want laurent to be a shiny pokemon

laurent gets stepped on by an elephant