"Dirty Bench"

CLAT

BITCH YESSS

the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

i hope this blows up and that woman gets justice

Fuckboys love saying "you can't turn a hoe into a housewife" but don't even have a house to put a hoe in.

This is parenting.

I lost it at the haunted toothbrush xD

Omg-some of these are so true it’s like I’m living them!

:’(((((((((((((((((

She looks so tired and done with this squirmy little poop

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

Exactly!! I had someone tell me I was weird bc I could only focus on one or the other. They said to look at both eyes at the same time. Bitch, how!?!!!

everyone who is planning on going to a pride festival: please be safe. if you feel unsafe or see/hear anything, tell the staff or someone with authority. your safety is the utmost priority and what you report may save some lives.