Dirty Avengers Secrets

“Bucky Barnes is and always will be my one true love. I wish he was real just so I can give him all the love and pleasure he deserves in every way.”

“Ever since I saw Civil War, I feel in love with Black Panther, and I wanted to do everything with him, especially as his queen.”

“I want Steve to dress up as Captain Hydra and punish me. Bend me over his knee and spank me. To fuck me so hard and deny me release until he's had his fill. And then come back as Captain America and just have passionate sex with me until I get off.... Man am I fucked in the head.”

“I want to crawl around the tower vents and watch them each, Clint calling Phil daddy and crying for more, Steve and Bucky taking turns edging Tony till he can't speak then leaving him covered in their cum, they all notice me and demand I join in.”

“I want Loki to fuck me so hard and rough until we both hit our climax and then after he treats me very gently.”

“A thought came to me last night. Where Thor had me bound by Asgardian chains and he was eating me out for hours until I begged for him to fuck me which he did. Best thought ever!”

“I really like the idea of pre-serum Steve comforting Bucky. Just a Sub Bucky coming home really tired and worn out and his small but mighty Dom Steve just letting him sit at his feet and massaging his shoulders to help him relax until he falls asleep.”

“I imagine Natasha consoling Wanda after what happened in Lagos, them getting drunk together, giggling. They play 'gay chicken', seeing who will pull away first going in for a kiss, and neither stops. Then, having a co-ed shower, all covered in suds, pushing their nipples against the other, grabbing the other's breasts. I feel bad about writing this in a fanfic site because I'm a man.”

“I'm a fan of her from Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and I can't stop thinking about how Thor would be able to fuck Carol Danvers hard without holding himself back; he'd kill any other earth woman doing that.”

“I think Black Widow watches Captain America in his sleep and masturbates to it.”

“Whenever I can't sleep whatsoever or my anxiety starts to act up I just imagine Bucky wrapping me in his arms and holding me close, making me feel safe and relaxed.”

“I had a dream where Thor with sunglasses was fingering me I woke up with one of the most intense orgasms of my life.”

“In Winter Soldier, when Natasha tells Steve: "Who do you want me to be?" in the car, I resist the urge to yell out 'my dominatrix'!”

“It's only occurred to me recently that out of all the Avengers, Tony and Nat are probably the most experienced when it comes to sex. A threesome with the two of them couldn't be anything but amazing, and maybe they could teach me a hot thing or two with their diverse range of skills.”

“Sometimes I daydream about Steve, I have one where I do the Titanic thing and ask to be 'drawn like one of those French girls' and I find that I'll daydream it being either Supersoldier!Steve or Pre-Serum!Steve. I don't pick one version.”

“I can't wait to get Captain Marvel and maybe Jessica Drew in the MCU so we could have a lot of dirty confessions about them in here! Maybe even an x-men reboot in MCU! You ladies are spoiled here.”