special delivery ;)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

happy late birthday lucina

2009

happy birthday to the guy in the fingers in his ass video!!

isnt it so fucked up that even after i left tumblr there might be people following this blog right now that know me from four years ago

I got a condo in manhatten

Robin: "I've become Grima." Chrom: "Revive with my friendship power!!!" Robin: bzap

"Lissa, darling, what on earth are you drawing?" Maribelle asked. "A map!" Lissa said, drawing away. "A map? But that appears to be a drawing of my eyes!" Maribelle said. "Of course," Said Lissa, "'Cause I always seem to get lost in them!" Maribelle smiled. "AwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i want chrom to put a turkey in his tummy and then he heats it to an internal temperature of 175 degrees fahrenheit and then he gives birth to it and gregor digs in just like in old country

cherche will use the outrealm gate to go back to marth's era to fuck princess minerva

Henry but he's constantly playing the saxophone in every cutscene and also the cutscenes are unskippable

i want anyome of the awakening characters to see me awake at 4am and hit my head with a rock. either knocking me out or killing me instantly depending on how strong they are. any of them.