DirtOverStone

I can’t believe she did 9/11

She can melt my steel beams

@bisexual-engineer-girl

She can weaken my steel beams at high temperature thus decreasing my yield strength mmfffghhh

they say that this camp was settled on top of a cracker burial ground and at night you can hear their ghosts wailing "dave said he had to work and can't come to the pioneer day grill-out" and "oooh grace brought jell-o 😀." scary, right?

they say that this camp was settled on top of a cracker burial ground and at night you can hear their ghosts wailing "dave said he had to work and can't come to the pioneer day grill-out" and "oooh grace brought jell-o 😀." scary, right?

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

what you need to understand is that I'm always on autopilot and I don't know how to turn it off

welp. Thought I was having a productive discussion on here, but it all just disappeared from my activity tab so i guess I've been blocked? damn. No place for nuance in the comments ig....

Huh. So apparently I just don't know how tumblr works? The comment I was replying to got deleted and that deletes the line from my activity as well. I need a tumblr veteran to show me the ropes lmao

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"