As if nothing else could go wrong.

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1. What is your OC’s favorite color?  I would just go with the basic ‘Dirk likes orange and Hal likes red.’ Hal probably likes every hex index that makes up HAL 9000.

50. If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count?   Hal would try and cling on. This Dirk did break him, and, upon fixing him, was not able to recover most of his memory or some bits of his personality. He would be afraid and cling onto life as much as he could.Dirk would accept death graciously.

16. What does your OC smell like?   Hal maybe smells like wet metal and dew. He keeps himself in pristine shape. Dirk is on the opposite end of the spectrum and smells dirty normally, not showering for days and working to the bone on coding and machines.

36. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?  Hal is content with himself and life. Dirk wants friends,  and god forbid someone actually like him back. He’s lost hopes in his relationships and since his doomed session, he isolates himself. He would do anything if given the chance. But he has lost hope and doesn’t search hard for it anymore.

17. How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job?   You don’t need to make a living when you’re dead and don’t have a world to make a living in. Suckers.

29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose?  Hal can’t die, seeing as he’s an artificial intelligence. He wouldn’t even have a grave if he did somehow fatally break. Dirk wouldn’t have a grave, either. A moral choice of not wanting to take up space and knowing that no one will miss him anyways. At most, he would be cremated and want his ashes thrown into space.

30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why?Dirk is hopeless and doesn’t believe he’ll ever have a significant other. He would want to get married if he could. He would love to be loved. He wouldn’t want kids, or at least not young children. If he joined someone in the Consort Kingdom, that would be alright.

20. If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do?Dirk would break down. He wouldn’t know what was going on. All he knows about life on modern Earth comes from the internet. He’s from the barren year 40whatever. Hal would have to keep him together and try to search around and gather information and search around for Dirk’s sake.