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You're coming back

and it's the end of the world.

We're starting over,

and I am done, darling.

imagine dirk trying to have a conversation with one of his friends only for more orange text to pop up like “Bitch ass monkey beans” and the recipient of the message is like. what the fuck dirk. and then he’s like it’s not me it’s the AR and then he starts arguing with hal and it’s just back and forth orange text arguing with itself and whoever he’s messaging is trying to decipher who the hell is saying what

even funnier if it’s earlier in the timeline when hal was just recently created and no one is familiar with him or his mannerisms so dirk and hal are just spewing shit in the same chat and they think he’s just insulting himself

like

TT: I don’t know. I let him have his way a lot, since I figure it can’t be all that chill to just be cooped up inside goddamn glasses, but still. This is getting out of hand.

TT: Gay gay homosexual gay.

TT: ...

TG: lmao what

TT: That wasn’t me.

TT: On a scale of one to ten, do you think gay thoughts.

TT: Oh my fucking god, can you not?

TT: Dick.

GG: I...

TT: Are you calling me a dick or are you being gay as hell?

TT: Yes.

GT: Who in the blazes is even talking???

TT: The Auto-R01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 11100010 10000000 10011001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01101110 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000

TT: Who the fuck?

TT: Goddamnit.

TT: This is an absolute mess.

TT: Can you stop typing here?

TT: No, YOU need to stop typing here.

TT: Oh my god.

TT: Change your text color already.

TT: No, fuck you.

TT: Wait, you’re making them think I’m you, goddamnit.

TT: Lmao.

Art by Mariano Peccinetti, Eugenia Loli and Beatriz Meneses.