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yo. i’m juice or dirk (he/him or it/its).

i’m fifteen, and i’m unfortunately a homestuck on main. i’m also latino, bi, and trans.

if i don’t want you to interact, i’ll just block you.

that’s all everypony ✨

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woof i forgot i had this account. i'm literally 19 now wtf.

ozonecologne

i can't wait for destiel to go canon this year

ozonecologne

#fave

illbean

My Life as a Teenage Neo Samurai Chronicles of Dirk Strider: The Sugoi Years - vol. 2

#homestuck #dirkposting

paperseverywhere

wow it’s been a Long while since i’ve had strider feelings…

they’re good kids c:

#homestuck #dave strider #dirkposting

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kabaks

@gaysails how dare you be funnier than my post

#fave

quibbs

6 years what the fuck

#homestuck #jane crocker #john egbert

setheverman

sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

thebootydiaries

why do u keep posting about me who are u

#everyone in the tag saying thebootydiaries deactivated but you can literally go on her blog?#weird

partyrockin

spoopy girl

#aradia megido #homestuck

bitchbitesdog

i kin this" "i kin that" have you kinsidered therapy

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nomorejust1ce

hello ……… . …. .

#homestuck #dirkposting #roxy lalonde #real...

fruitegg

commission for the INTERNATIONAL DIRKJOHN COALITION….

it is worth noting that tha full resolution wersion of this + progress gif + .psd file is awailable upon mine patreon for free as a bit of a taste test…..let me know what you think……………..

anyway thanks guys for commissioning me!

#homestuck #dirkjohn #tw drugs

officialspec

dirkjohn and vrisrezi are the greasy weed gays of homestuck and thats just facts

#homestuck #dirkjohn #vrisrezi

logarto

if shes your girl then congratulations im so happy for you :)

Trying

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

#THIS IS SO CUTE IM 🥺✨⚡️💫🌙💞💖🤍💕💗💜

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honeymoon

gardengnosticator

rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand: Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?

kanaya: Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy

rose, after about six seconds of typing: Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.

kanaya: If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With

rose: Maybe like four?

kanaya: Hmm

kanaya: Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five

rose: You’re really stanning these cheap imitations? They’re corporate fruit, Kanaya.

kanaya: Oh But You Were Completely At Peace With Them A Few Minutes Ago When You Thought They Were Just Quote Weird Oranges Unquote

rose: Listen,

kanaya: Those Are Tangerines Rose Theyre Two Different Things

rose: You should have thought to put this in our vows, if it’s a genuine dealbreaker.

kanaya: I Figured It Went Without Saying

#homestuck #rosemary #tw food

catchymemes

#op? deactivate

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