idk if this is a boomer meme or a parody boomer meme

its not a meme

Getting my name legally changed to deighvyd 

I’m suing you

Sincere apologies jeighke

Death note would have been so much more funny 18 years from now.

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it

is this post an example

throwback to the time I worked in retail and got fired because I had the audacity to get robbed and during my disciplinary hearing they kept referring to my assailant as “the customer” and I finally snapped and asked what, the pray tell fuck, he purchased

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..