ROUND 2 - Ranking #14
The enigma of the high visionary
Never give Annabelle a gun
As someone with choice paralysis, My feelings have been hurt.
I thought you loved me ππ
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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ROUND 2 - Ranking #14
The enigma of the high visionary
Never give Annabelle a gun
As someone with choice paralysis, My feelings have been hurt.
I thought you loved me ππ

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I could probably read faster in pig latin than English and I'm not sure where I developed this skill to this extent
Oday ouyay hinktay hattay iay houldsay tartsat aay arway veroay eetrootbay
Solutelybaay, iay illway oinjay
URRAYHAY!!!! IGEONSPAY, EWAY IDERAY TAAY AWNDAY!!!!!
I could probably read faster in pig latin than English and I'm not sure where I developed this skill to this extent
Oday ouyay hinktay hattay iay houldsay tartsat aay arway veroay eetrootbay
I keep getting lock stock spoilers (waiting for the other episodes to go on spotify cuz I'm silly and can't listen to stuff on YT or the world will end idfk) and at this point I think it'll be kinder if I get euthanized cuz what do you MEAN that's how it ends I need CONTEXT
This is why the beetroot war is happening... Society did this to me...
Im a believer except its not and its 10 hours of silence occasionally broken by the sound of me falling down the stairs also I'm gay

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ROUND 2 - Ranking #6
The milkman
Beetroots and murder
Y'all know my thoughts on beetroots ... AND murder
Brian doodles
Should I start a war over beetroots
yes
Yes but in capital letters so itβs YES
Yasssssss (night gown)
βmiss girl why would you EVER do thatβ
( Ν‘~ ΝΚ Ν‘Β° )
devastating news, chat.
I lost a beetroot competition to a guy who kept calling me big dick so now Iβm going to burn down not only Somerset, but the good half
@murderous-beetroot how we feeling bout that?
Not Somerset π¨ not my beetroot siblings π¨
@murderous-beetroot, Time has not yet run out.... In order to save the beetroots from massacre (its takin me ages to get to somerset, I live hundreds of miles away and keep getting lost) I have a.... Proposition of sorts. A deal to strike if you will.
A deal? Why tell me more, I'd do (almost) anything to save my beet brethren
Well, the proposition.... I require a sacred relic... An aubergine.
An aubergine of an unrelenting quality
devastating news, chat.
I lost a beetroot competition to a guy who kept calling me big dick so now Iβm going to burn down not only Somerset, but the good half
@murderous-beetroot how we feeling bout that?
Not Somerset π¨ not my beetroot siblings π¨
@murderous-beetroot, Time has not yet run out.... In order to save the beetroots from massacre (its takin me ages to get to somerset, I live hundreds of miles away and keep getting lost) I have a.... Proposition of sorts. A deal to strike if you will.

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devastating news, chat.
I lost a beetroot competition to a guy who kept calling me big dick so now Iβm going to burn down not only half of Somerset, but the good half
Absolutely SPIFFING news chat, my roll from the hip tshirt came, (I decided on poe the crow IT IS SO PEAK OH MY GOD) and I realised that it's a single tree in my garden that I'm allergic to rather than pollen as a whole.
GOOOOOO TEAM!!!!
So I'm running a Comedy Swashbuckling campaign soon (homebrew, naturally)and because 3 of the players plus the ranger's fish familiar are teenage girls, and the last player is playing a "sad twink" we've decided to call it Ferry Girls because why the fuck not.
fondly remember the time i messed up my ankle on a residential trip when I was 10 and instead of trying to help/ get first aid, the teacher in charge of keeping me alive decided to fuckin' Moon Walk to try "cheer me up" (spoiler alert: it didn't)
I like MJ as much as the next person, I can moonwalk to a passable degree too, but if a child's leg is 100 degrees pointing the WRONG direction it might be better to get an ice pack or paper towel than emote?
I have a board on pinterest and its my Pulp board and its called Pilp and it contains a single picture of jarvis cocker?

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Incentive has never worked on me before but my mum said that if I manage to pass my driving theory test on friday and highkey stop failing chemistry then she can get me a stag stag stag Tshirt, and already I've become an academic weapon
Update: I think Nat 20 beans would be better because I am DMing a campaign in the summer also Mr Beans is my GOAT my SHAYLA
I spent far too long earlier trying to list all the zodiac signs and forgot how to count so I lowk started crying because I couldn't remember the last one (I said number 3 twice)