Rosie Lee is THAT Buckaroo

So my new copy of nightshift was printed backwards ????¿¿?

I think one of the many ways true love has manifested itself for me is when I can have entire conversations with my wonderful girlfriend nearly exclusively in all our silly inside jokes, like god it feels so nice to be so silly and open with someone who just gets you on such a level

Rose the Hat is so peak I wish Rebecca Ferguson was real

Tip for the wlw's: If your butch gets lost easily make sure to tie a bit of string to their caribiner so they can do the Theseus in the labyrinth thing to escape or so you can guide the way

The traitors would be so much better if we got cut scenes of the players using their fuck ass superpowers from their jobs (the way they always carry on about 'em) OR if they actually used them, like bro, Tom missed a trick in S1 not bamboozling everyone with some magic tricks, like if someone pulled a whole sheep from behind my ear or something I'd follow them blindly forever

I have to write a bunch of transcripts for my English coursework for this investigation I'm doing, and the traitors is SOOOO much funnier when you actually have to listen to every single word everyone says upon pain of being hit with a stick by your english teacher

Tryna talk with my girlfriend and the urge to reference Artemis Fowl is haunting me like the green goblin mask

Had a dream last night about a new episode of Peppa Pig where they had to find a secret letter F because they needed to spell out "SFTH" because a green bull called Mr Green (voiced by tom doing a bad west country accent) told them to

My foot hurts :(

I love being queer, it's just the homophobes who ruin the experience

Taste buds so refined i can taste the difference between a left and a right twix

I'm rewriting the revenge musical chat are you proud (it was essentially school of rock and high school musical but the main character's parents get a divorce, and the villain is the only person who breaks the forth wall)

"look at all that gay goop" @m-isnotalive ??????