[Human AU]
Din (leaving the pet store when his dad called): Yes, Daddy T. Yeah, I just left the pet store, got everything I needed. Is dinner ready? Be there soon, bye! (Din ends the call and puts his phone in his pants pocket.)
Din hadn't even taken a few steps when he spotted Annie.
Annie (mockingly): Well, hey, smartass, how are you? Where are you rushing from? What are you talking about?
Din (maintaining his composure): How many times do I have to tell you I'm not smartass, I'm just highly intelligent. I just came from the pet store, I needed to buy food for the pets.
Annie: Wait, you have pets?! And you take care of them yourself, without Thurston helping you?
Din: Of course, I have pets! And I do everything myself: feed them, clean them, bathe them, walk them, etc. Daddy T takes care of them when I'm sick or when I'm at my grandparents'. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go home.
Annie (holding Dean back before he could leave): Wait, what kind of pets do you have exactly?
Din: 2 dogs - Rex, a shepherd/mutt mix, and Thunder, a Doberman; 1 raven - Shkvor; 2 parrots - Rio, a scarlet macaw, and Lightning, a hyacinth macaw; 1 black cat - Geyser; 1 orange iguana - Amber; 12 fish - 3 neon, 4 guppies, and 5 goldfish; 1 hedgehog - Fluffy; 3 talking chipmunks - Alvin, Simon, and Theodore; a real red dragon the size of a cat - Fire. It's time for me to go, bye, forest gremlin.
Annie (internally, after Din leaves): Din has a lot of animals!? AND HE HAS A CAT-SIZED DRAGON AND THREE TALKING CHIPMUNKS!?












