The Bursting Lone Mustard

I just witnessed a fucking murder

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

Papyrus has a nice butt actually.

this movie was a masterpiece 

Flashbacks of me telling jokes

I’m pist just staring at this

me : * gets high on classical music *

how do you get high on classical music

…… i kinda wanna hear what they are playing