The Brain Bin

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

Last night I dreamt that I watched all of LotR and everything was the same except Sauron was replaced by the penguins from Madagascar standing on top of Barad-Dur with a telescope and a sniper rifle.

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

From observation, another one would seem to be ‘if you have to get off your horse to do it, let someone else take care of it’

she's beautiful and I love her

Oh my fucking god.

JESUS CHRIST

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

Part 2

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

Part 1

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄