I feel like I should make an intro post or something since I’ve been using tumblr more than I thought I would, so here goes
My name is Top Secret Classified Information but you can call me Tea if you want. I’m primarily a smut author so do with that what you will, don’t follow me if you’re a minor etc etc
Sideblog directory:
@lunchtea - SFW
@kagamikami-ambassador - Teru Mikami / Taro Kagami (not very active but I have Not forgotten)
@kiranumber8 - me being horny for Kafka Hibino from Kaiju no. 8
Art is tagged #dinner is served 🎨 and writing is tagged #tea is served 📖
Actual information under the cut
General stuff about me:
White British guy
Autistic (confirmed) + ADHD (rumoured)
Bisexual, transmasc, probably genderfluid*
*I’m almost always a guy and that works for most intents and purposes, but sometimes I’m a girl at the same time. I think it‘ll be a while before I can generally trust people enough to put she/her back into the rotation, so just use he/him for me unless I’ve personally told you otherwise
Adult / 19 going on 20 / ‘Mello Years Old’
Completely and utterly obsessed with Death Note if you hadn’t noticed
I write fanfiction which you can read here and I also draw (my art is all here on Tumblr but I have DeviantArt too)
I’m into feederism. I write and read about it sometimes, I have actively gained weight on purpose, and apparently the tumblr rules are weird about that but like. I couldn’t care less. Sue me
Death Note related things:
Stuff I’ve seen: the anime, Another Note, first 6 episodes of the jdrama, about 40% of the manga but not in order, the pilot chapter/Taro Kagami story
Stuff I haven’t seen yet: Relight, the rest of the manga, everything else
My favourite ships to draw/write for are Mikalight and Remisa but I like writing random rarepairs too EDIT: THIS IS NOW A LIE. TERU MIKAMI / TARO KAGAMI HAS TAKEN OVER MY ENTIRE BRAIN
I HAVE A WHOLE SIDEBLOG FOR KAGAMI/MIKAMI NOW @kagamikami-ambassador
I also like Lawlight (who doesn’t?) and a lot of other ships but I prefer to read other people’s fics rather than write about them myself
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Late entry for day 20 of Death Note Kinktober because. Um. I forgor
‘God’ of the New Bathroom
Prompt: Watersports
Ship: Taro Kagami / Light Yagami
Word count: 1.8K
Warnings: Non-con elements, assault, blackmail, the death eraser from the manga pilot
Light Yagami just wanted to go to the bathroom in peace. Too bad the previous owner of his Death Note happened to find him there— and let’s just say Taro Kagami isn’t exactly thrilled about this whole ‘Kira’ thing… TL;DR, Taro pisses on Light.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DAY 20 OF DEATHNOTE KINKTOBER IS THE ONLY DAY I ACTUALLY WROTE SOMETHING FOR AND I FORGOT TO POST IT?? God damn it college is kicking me in the teeth
Scooped up some blorbos from the show I’ve been hatewatching and dropped them into a death note AU because they deserve to be in a better story. Except the guy standing in for Lind L. Tailor. I just wanted to draw him dying
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Kinktober should be an international holiday. What do you mean I’m busy with college when there’s porn to be made. I don’t want to write reports about food or fill in templates about my career goals I want to write about Teru Mikami’s sweaty armpits
When I start posting about the anti-hyperfixation hatedom that I like to torture myself with in my spare time I hope you know there’s no way in hell I’m maintagging any of it. Like I’m sorry but I’m not touching that fanbase with a ten foot pole. Character names will be censored into oblivion. M******* K******* doesn’t deserve any more recognition than I’ve just given him
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PSA: HATEWATCHING ISN’T REAL. IF YOU WATCH A SHOW AND IT SUCKS BUT THEN YOU KEEP WATCHING IT BECAUSE A FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND WANTS TO WATCH IT WITH YOU, YOU WILL INEVITABLY START ENJOYING PARTS OF IT. YOU’LL CRINGE AND MOCK AND CRITICIZE ITS LAUNDRY LIST OF FLAWS BUT THEN YOU’LL ALSO SEE THE GOOD PARTS IN THIS STEAMING PILE OF TRASH NO MATTER HOW FEW AND FAR BETWEEN THEY MAY BE. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU’LL BE SCREAMING INTO THE HEAVENS ‘I CAN FIX YOU’ WHILE KNOWING DEEP DOWN IN YOUR HEART YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT. THEY SHOULD THROW OUT THE ENTIRE SHOW AND START AGAIN BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH IT, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, AND LITERALLY EVERY WRITER YOU’VE SPOKEN TO COULD DO BETTER ON THEIR FIRST TRY. YOU’RE GOING TO CRAVE TOXIC DEAD DOVE FANFICTION FEATURING THE WORST WRITTEN CHARACTERS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOGSHIT TV SHOW AND I HATE MYSELF FOR ENJOYING IT
friend that likes death note: so I’ve been getting into fanfiction recently and I found this website called AO3…
me, having heart palpitations from the suspense and worrying that she found my account and knew it was me: mhm mhm yeah
friend: and I found this fic with L and Light kissing each other… it was weird… and then I saw all the immoral stuff that they have on AO3… yeaaaaah that was pretty fucked up
me: oh haha yeah totally who would ever read or write something like that definitely not me (lying)
Have you ever wondered what would happen if your two blorbos from different shows had each other’s powers/tools because I think it’s a very fun thing to consider
For instance, if Light Yagami became Kaiju no. 8 I fully believe he’d do the exact same shit. Killing criminals to become ‘God of the New World’ and whatnot. Like he’d still be receiving obscene power that would allow him to kill almost anybody he wanted, and the Kaiju transformation also gives him the anonymity he’d need to evade capture. There’s definitely more to grapple with since he would have to kill people with his own hands rather than simply writing their names from a distance, and I’m sure transforming into an actual monster is something he would find quite sickening, but I can easily see him overcoming that for the sake of ‘justice’ and the ‘new world’ he envisions. He’d have to develop a completely different strategy to keep L off his tail since it would be very suspicious if he went missing every time Kaiju no. 8 goes on a killing spree, but this is Light Yagami we’re talking about. I think he could make Kaiju Kira work.
On the other hand, Kafka Hibino would take one look at the Death Note and decide it’s not his problem
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What do you MEAN I’ve been working on this one drawing for seven hours total and it’s not even finished. Ibispaint I don’t believe you. The time I spent drawing individual sweat droplets doesn’t count and neither does fixing the foot that I accidentally drew backwards the first time
