just the mind of a crazy girl

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

i need a 3 hour kiss

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Interesting

Girls with thick thighs and loud orgasms 😭💕

I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold