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Johnny: We're gonna get you an anesthetic to numb you before procedure

chan: bottoms up!

Chan: Felix, would you mind reading the sign?

Felix: pull *continues pushing the door*

Jisung: what do you want

Seungmin, staring at him in the dark beside his door:

Jisung: I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT

Seungmin, left the room:

Drug dealer, selling coke: it's either you give me the money or I'll shoot you

Jisung: hey Seungmin, I'm at Mcdonalds right now what should I get?

chan: atleast the house is quiet

*jeongin, hyunjin and felix playing aggresive tag while screaming*

changbin:

felix: W A P A W

jeongin: but jisung hyung has one

*minho cuddled up on jisung, purring*

ten:

Chan: Minho, let me see what you have

Minho: A knife!

Chan: oh, okay.

*Jeongin running around with something in his hand*

Chan: Jeongin, let me see what you have

Jeongin: A can of Pepsi!