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Oh my fucking god.

I really hope nobody gets hurt because of this, because I'd like to be able to laugh about it later on

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

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In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

this guys makes good posts, not sure if it's a RP or not, but the account is a fun read regardless

if you think of yourself as someone with average willpower and impulse control then you may look at someone you think is in possession of a more iron will and think "wow they must make such better decisions all the time and thus be in a significantly better place in life." broadly, I believe this is not the case. in my experience, instead of making frequent small impulsive choices with minimal knock-on effects, people who appear to have strong willpower hold back all their slowly-accruing bad decision energy behind a big dam until a catastrophic epoch defining category five will-fail event explodes the fuck out of the dam and drowns several surrounding towns. which is why if you think you're the willpower georg in this situation then it's important to manually schedule in a medium-tier frivolous folly every so often so you don't just blow up badly at the worst time.