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𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬---𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐍𝐍

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞; ♈︎ 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞, 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐲, 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲

𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬---𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲

𝐌𝐲 𝐚𝐨𝟑 𖤐 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𖤐 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𖤐 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𖤐

𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫; 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐬...

𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚 *

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 [𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐝]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

Note!!

I write for a lot of stuff, apart of over 20 fandoms, just ask and I’ll see if I can make something.

Also-prettyplease do anons! Id love to have a bunch of cute animal ones or anything else like a blood anon or a flower anon!!

❤︎︎❤︎︎❤︎︎ ℒℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒾𝒻 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹 ❤︎︎❤︎︎❤︎︎

Human s/o. Fluff drabbles. Nsfw at the end.

Ej slowly becoming obsessed Drabble.

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EJ, the same EJ that was called “jack” for all his life.

The same EJ that fell victim to a cult.

The same EJ that stared at you for hours when you first arrived.

The same EJ who watched you try to escape and rip open your calf.

The same EJ who gave you a heart attack as you opened your eyes to see him staring.

The same EJ who didn’t help you up but gave you stitches without complaint.

The same EJ who brought food up to your room and said he didn’t want his, only for you to find out he only feeds off organs and raw meat.

The same EJ who pretended not to notice how your hand lingers next to his.

The same EJ who always approaches you first after disappearing every couple of months.

The same EJ who leaves tripping hazards around the house in hopes of you coming to see him again

The same EJ who purposefully calls you for a “check up” or to help with a task whenever Toby lingers too close

The same EJ who made Jeff wait 2 weeks before given clean bandages because he caused you to vomit during a brawl

The same EJ who puts extra effort into communicating just for you

The same EJ who hides behind the fact your human as a reason to be your guard dog

NSFW!!

The same EJ who keeps the rags of your blood to wrap around himself

The same EJ who thinks of you as he thrusts into a pillow

The same EJ who disappears during his ruts just to watch your open window

The same EJ who has to physically claw at something to keep him from breaking down your door half the time

The same EJ who goes a little farther with the victim who looks like you

The same EJ who made (somehow) convinced ben to give him your old socials

The same EJ who has a printed copy of your beach vacation photo in his waistband

The same EJ who’s half naked and carries nothing but that photo during his ruts

Fem!reader asking out the creeps.

Ft. EJ, Ben, Jeff, Evan.

Pt.2 \\ Pt.1 with Tim, Brian, Toby, Habit

fem!reader asking out the creeps.

Ft. Tim, Brian, Toby, Habit

Pt.1 // Pt.2 with EJ, Ben, Jeff, and Evan.

P.S. I loved your x stoner reader headcanons. I'm hoping BEN is in the next one because I just know he out smokes everyone. Lol

I love this ask so much, and I love to see a toby fan in my ask box. And yk damn well I made Ben a stoner. He’s the biggest fien of them all.

Mocking bird

And here’s part two of the stoner headcanons, this one has Ben in it.

Pt II

Drabble of gn!reader with Tourette’s x ticci Toby. ask here

Sfw

When you first met he assumed you were mocking him (like how Jeff does)

Was genuinely surprised to find out you have Tourette’s as well

His tics are small twitches that can escalate in certain situations, and his jaw kind of snapping shut

Unable to feel pain so never considered his tics hurting until meeting you

Overly concerned about where her you get cramps or start hurting from any of your tics

If you say something repeatedly or have a triggers for any of your tics he’ll avoid saying them as much as possible

Does forget sometimes, if you have a love hate/arguing relationship he might say a trigger on purpose

Gets new triggers FROM you, maybe Ben the ones you have.

Sleeps right through any of your yelps or squeaks

Despite having Tourette’s himself he can be a little ignorant, never learned how to address medical issues seriously with friends or others

Scared the SHIT out of him the first time he saw you having a fully body tic and then casually moving on like you didn’t just get electrocuted

Grows used to it and starts to become abnormal to NOT have you tic

Learns your timing, like how long you can go in a sentences before your first tic or how long each tic lasts and how frequent each one is

You’re torture for whoever else if you’re with Toby during missions

He loves it

The poor fuck third wheeling doesn’t

NSFW-ish

Thinks it’s sexy or romantic how you two are the only two with Tourette’s and are together

Like soulmates with matching birthmarks or some corny shit

He loves seeing you twitchy and overstimulated and if your tics flare up during? He’s smiling like a freak and babbling about how cute you are

If your tics lessen or get suppressed during, he’ll make sly comments about being so good he’s cured you

Doesn’t understand why you say that’s not funny

Likes to hold you down and bumble sweet nothings to stop you from twitching uncontrollably due to tics

Creeps Headcanons

Toby

Motor tics and minimum stuttering

In between a socially degraded loser and a average personality minus the proxy trait

EJ !!!

VERY IMPORTANT I write him very differently than other authors.

He’s was a college student before everything, so I gave him a more human personality.

He’s not a medical professional he was pre-med

Black with twist, never changing that. Skins more grey because of being a monster

His personality is quiet and formal, he just likes to keep away from all the sociopaths and shit in the mansion. He’s still a cannibal monster himself but he can feel the distant human part.

Strong build, not super muscly though.

Ben

A little more soft than skinny

Short

Smoker 100%

Creeps x smoker gn!reader//sfw, suggestive

Ft. Jeff, Ben, Nina, EJ

Pt.2 \\ Pt.1

Jeff

This dude either had the weakest lungs ever, or the strongest.

Either way he’s a stoner

He’d put other people down who smoke differently than him. Like looking at smbdy w/ a cigarette and say they’re a poser.

THE LOUDEST COUGHS EVER. You can be hotboxing your room, and his coughs get you in more trouble than the actual smoking.

Nic for tricks typa guy—only smokes nic when he’s tryna show off but doesn’t actually crave the taste.

Hybrid guy for sure. Indica makes him too sluggish and saliva makes him paranoid.

Never goes outside to smoke. If he wants to smoke he’ll do it right then and there

WILL blow smoke in your face “on accident”

He can hit a blinker and would dare you to try just to laugh in your face if you cough the slightest bit

You want him on your join rotation. Trust, he knows what he’s doing.

He’d try soooo hard not to seem desperate when asking to take a rip of ANYTHING you have. Unless he’s comfortable, then he’d just bug you til you say yes

He’d laugh when you green out but then start getting more concerned the longer it takes for you to feel better.

If he needs help, he’s calling Ben.

Ben

“Can you blow Os on it? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”

Annoying asf, less annoying when he’s high.

You know dam well this dude vapes. ALL the time.

Such a nerd about it, if you ask to borrow a yart or try to buy something off him “Do you want Apple pie or pineapple? I have a hybrid that’s green apple but it’s half empty”

If you’re dating, or even just flirty at all, he’ll ask you to shotgun him and do trick with him.

Imagine your sitting on one of your beds, the only light on is the LEDs, music playing in the background and a random show on TV. You’re recording yourself lip syncing before shotgunning him..

He’s not good at comfort but he’s the best person to be with if you green out.

Ask him his preference and he’s gonna say something like “The boutique hybrids always get me soooo high, but orange cookie is my favorite even though I only have a Sativa one.”

His actually favorite is Astro Queen, he’s a liar.

BEST AIRFLOW for sure.

Nina

Pretty pink leopard pattern scene themed yart. Only one exists and of course it’s hers.

She’d hate nic, she doesn’t see the appeal. It doesn’t taste or smell good and barely makes her feel better.

Sharing is caring! She’s always gonna invite you whenever she’s vaping in her room.

Can’t hit a blinker, but can zero it and do a clean ass ghost.

Joint rotations wouldn’t exist in the mansion without her.

Genuinely beat the shit out of someone (take a guess) for trying to snag her favorite yart.

She does NOT play about her babies. But she’ll share with you any day.

Blows smoke in your face but only because she thinks the face you make when she does so is super cute.

Natural acts like she’s on sativa, she’s a indica hybrid girlie tho

Ej

Are you healthy? Are your lungs taking a lot of pressure?

No?

Gives predatory in the worst way—not the animalistic way.

Creeps x smoker gn!reader//sfw, suggestive

Ft. Tim, Brian, Toby, Kate, habit

Pt.1 // Pt.2

Tim

Tim is a smoker himself, but he stays old fashioned. He sees no appeal in huffing smoke from a little usb looking box.

When he found out you smoked he was surprised, didn’t smell it on you or something.

You smoke together on the porch of the mansion sometimes, he lets off steam while your eyes start to gloss over and droop.

He caught onto to the fact that you smoked carts quickly.

You offered to let him hit and he’s hesitant the first couple times but eventually agrees to letting you shotgun him. He shotguns you right back.

He doesn’t like smoking weed, especially that often. Makes him off his game and sloppy.

He respects you for somehow managing to not run your face in dirt while having cannabis in your system during a mission.

A perfect date night is hotboxing in your room with a movie and take out. Netflix and smoke>>>

Brian

Similar to Tim

He’s more eager to do freaky things involving both your habits.

He basically begged you to teach him how to ghost. Failed miserably

Doesn’t usually smoke anything other than cigarettes but was a mini stoner when he was younger

You blowed smoke in hoodies face once and you ended up on the floor with your hands pinned.

When you’re high during missions, you’re usually fine but sometimes get pushed aside by Hoodie

He trusts your insight but doesn’t want to risk it

Doesn’t realize you’re tolerance is strong enough that your just a little slower and not fully on cloud nine

He brings you joints he either buys or found in some (now dead) guys belongings. You don’t ask.

The first person to willingly buy you shit, because everyone else is stingy or broke.

Toby

Bless this boys heart

Got too excited the first time and greened tf out.

Ended up hugging the toilet for an hour or so.

Accidentally bought you a nic vape when you phoned him and asked him to buy you a cart.

Didn’t have the fien or stoner high school/college experience.

Doesn’t have much of an opinion.

If reader is human or can have bad lungs, Toby might be a little concerned if I gets serious. But he never really considered actually worrying about your smoking.

You’ll have to teach him everything because he’s only ever been near cigarettes and hated their taste.

He’s an indica boy fr

It calms his tics. Most times you get High together he’ll lay against you and basically be half asleep for most of it.

Saw you doing a French inhale and thought it was the coolest shit ever

If reader gets the weed shakes infront of him, you are being taken to jack or any medical professional in the area. No matter what

Kate

She either hates smoking and thinks it’s annoying, with cigarettes being a little of the exception, or carries two vapes on her at all times.

Ok maybe not but you can’t convince me she’s never hit a nic vape

She probably doesn’t get high often, or maybe only after a stressful week

But seriously, your telling me a girl who used to spend her free time in the forest with her friend DOESNT smoke?? Bs

Didn’t “quit”, just stopped smoking as a hobby.

Doesn’t have a heavy opinion on smoking when it comes to reader

Absolutely HATES when somebody blows smoke on her face. They will be gutted so quick

Will deny it but you know she stole a weed pen from your room and put it back a week later.

You can choose whether this was some stalker perv shit or desperate smoker bs.

Habit

Pain kink.

Must I say more?

Seriously—you smoke? He’s gonna NEED you to burn him with a joint or cigarette

Will he ever be needy? FUHHH NOOOO! He’s too nonchalant for that…

The first time you’re passing the joint he holds your arm out and burns you. Says he’s “marking what’s his”

You do it back in the heat of the moment and are too high to notice he only pretended to put up a fight

Evan’s body can handle weed relatively well. Too healthy for nic though, so he stays away from cigarettes

Thought you were genuinely slow in the brain when he found you greening out on the couch.

Stayed with you the whole night but only because he “didn’t want to be the one cleaning vomit”

Bs

Doesn’t have a preference, both strands make him psych out

He doesn’t get normal high, he gets out of body high. Like a soul awakening experience everytime