genshin on crack

Razor: you thought you just did something, didn’t you? sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon

Bennett: rozor

Klee: venti, what’s a thot?

Venti, panicking: a thoughtful person

[later at dinner]

Jean: *gives klee the salt*

Klee: thank you jean, you’re such a thot!

Hu Tao: it’s a blade taped to a long stick for longer range combat

Xingqiu, not looking up from his book: polearm

Traveler, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Itto:

Gorou: it’s a beautiful evening, isn’t it?

Diluc: *throws tv, it shatters on the ground in front of kaeya*

Kaeya: wtf i said my phone?

Diluc: i thought you said television

Diluc: i can lift two-hundred pounds at once

Traveler: yeah but can you pay your parents’ bills?

Diluc:

Traveler:

Thoma: oh, in karate?

Klee: you forgot me at the parking lot of walmart last week

Yoimiya: *dodges little knee hammer*

Diluc:

Kaeya: